Alien Commander vs. Kylo Ren

Amset-Ra: ...and that's how I got back to the present.

Wyldstyle: But how did the Twelfth Doctor send your past self back to the past.

Amset-Ra: He couldn't, although the Eleventh Doctor could.

Dr. Inferno: And who is the TARDIS?

Amset-Ra: The Truly Annoying Rogues Doing Insane Stuff? That's still a mystery.

Ogel: Who is Doctor Who?

Amset-Ra: CORONA!

Bzzzzznnnnn...

Amset-Ra: Aahh, it's good to be back.

Count Dooku: Good evening, and welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid. Our battle would have taken place at the Battle Droid Factory on Geonosis, but since that meddling R2-D2 destroyed it, we have no choive but to hold it here.

General Grievous: Has anyone been following Droid Tales? If you have, then you will know that the mysterious rogue is-

Count Dooku: Don't give it away! In the Red Corner is the Alien Commander representing the Fighting Pyramid for the Phobans, give it up for Havek!

Alien Queen: DON'T. FAIL. ME. AGAIN.

Havek: Why, of course, my queen, I shall try not to-

Alien Queen: TRYING. ISN'T. HARD. ENOUGH.

Count Dooku: In the Blue Corner is a Sith lord from the future, meet Kylo Ren!

Kylo Ren: 'Sup.

Count Dooku: Jek-14, pass out the awards.

Jek-14: But I don't work for you guys any- oh, all right. The User of the Week award goes to Commandosaur for voting in Triceratops to fight Lord Garmadon in two different seasons!

Commandosaur: That's a strange reason to pass out an award.

Jek-14: I know, right? The Minifigure of the Week award goes to Bansha for patenting Bansha Fodder.

Bansha: Brought to you by Heartlake Juice Bar.

Count Dooku: Axel, make your prediction.

Amset-Ra: First, Axel, you may notice an angler fish behind you. You may also notice its light above you. And you may also notice that you're tied to a chair.

Axel: Hey, that's the angler I caught! But wouldn't an electric chair be more efficient?

Amset-Ra: Nah, this is more elaborate. Now, Axel, if you guess wrong, the angler will shock you. Get it?

Axel: Got it!

Amset-Ra: Good.

Axel: I predict that Havek will win, knowing that Kylo's Force powers aren't fully developed, seeing that his movie hasn't come out yet.

Count Dooku: Confusing, but I'll go with it. Grievous, start the battle.

General Grievous: Fight!

Havek: Meet my new and improved Alien army!

Kylo Ren: No. Meet my army! Flametroopers, attack!

First Order Flametroopers: Roger-roger!

Battle Droid: Hey!

Fwooooooooooommmm!

Aliens: Eeeekk!

Havek: This is no horror movie, incompetent soldiers! Here, take these crystals and insert them into your chests.

They do.

Havek: Now you can fire lasers!

Alien: IM'A CHARGIN' MAH-

Sizzle...

Alien: -lazor?

Hovok and Hyvak enter the pyramid.

Alien Queen: You're late.

Hyvak: Sorry, we just came back from a road trip.

Hovok: Which I did not go on.

Amset-Ra: So, guys, who are you voting for?

Hyvak: Havek!

Hovok: Kylo Ren!

Alien Queen scowls at Hovok.

Hovok: Uh, I mean, Havek!

Zapzapzapzapzap!

FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Count Dooku: It appears both sides are losing forces.

Havek: Aliens! Construct!

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK!

Havek: Behold! The ETX Alien Infiltrator!

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK!

Kylo Ren: Behold! The First Order Transport!

Havek: Wow. A modern-day rendition of the MTT.

There is a figure moving among the bleachers.

???: Wait a minute...

Vorp!

Kylo Ren: I will teach you the ways of the Force.

Havek: Actually, that won't be necessary. I am signed up for free lessons from Master Yoda.

Kylo Ren: At least learn from me!

Force shove!

Sproinggg...

Havek: Whoooooaaaa...

Kylo Ren: Oaff!

Count Dooku: Kylo Ren force-shoved Havek into the ropes, but he bounced back and knocked him over!

Havek: Now, troops! Fire at will!

Billy Starbeam: Eeeeek!

Zarkzarkzarkzark!

Kylo Ren: Aaaaaargh! Now, taste my lightsaber!

Bzzzznnn...

Havek: I don't think lightsabers are very appetizing...

Kylo Ren: It's high in protein and fiber!

Vvnnvvnnvvnn!

Aliens: Eeekk! We weren't trained to fight Sith lords!

Havek: That was a small oversight...

Vorp!

Kylo Ren: Invizable! What are you doing here?!

Invizable: I'm intercepting you, what did you expect?

Havek: NOW!!!

Zarkzarkzarkzark!!!!

Havek: And now to give you the boot.

Boot!

Kylo Ren: Cuuuurrrrse yooooouuuu, Iiiiiinviiiiizaaaaabllllle...

Ding!

Invizable: My work here is done.

General Grievous: Alien Commander wins! Can I have some ice cream?

Count Dooku: Droida don't eat ice cream, remember?

General Grievous: I! AM! NOT! A! DROID!!!!

Bzzn bzzn bzzn bzzn!

Vinyinyinyinyinyinyinyin!

Count Dooku: End transmission before this maniac kills me!

AntiMatter: VERY WELL DONE, INVIZABLE. NOW ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE IS THAT I NEED TO BE VOTED INTO THE SEASON.

Invizable: I will arrange that, Master.

End Transmission.

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