Grundalychus vs. Tee-Vee vs. Frenzy

Actor: Honey, where are my pants?

Emmet: A classic!

Static

Lord Business: We interrupt your normal broadcasting to give you-

Frenzy: Cooking with ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Severus Snape: Brew me a truth potion.

Frenzy: Okay!!!!!

15 minutes later...

Frenzy: I'm done!!!!!!

Snape:  Could you please test the potion out?

Frenzy: Okay!!!!!!!!

Emmet: What's going on?

Frenzy: This is the truth: Alien Queen Hipogritis has a diploma in getting kicked out of every school she's been in instead of law, Wyldstyle is the actual spreader of Grundalitis, and I am a lousy cook.

More static.

Emmet: What is happening?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

YazzarkYazzarkYazzark!

Nexo: You mortals! Where is Jestro?

Emmet: Who?

Gandalf: Have thee not heard of the royal jester?

Nexo: Jestro. He is like- look out! Jestro is right behind you!

Jestro: Hello! As you can see,-

The TV begins humming.

TV: I am the Spirit of the great Tee-Vee. Shall thy up to no good leave this realm!

BOOM!

BANG!

RING-A-LING-A-LING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amset Ra: What time is it?

Taco Tuesday Guy: It's Taco Tuesday!

Invizable: It's battle time.

Dr. Inferno: Always Mr. Negative.

Ogel: What's another good name for him? Mr. Pale?

Invizable: One of my others names is Mr. Pale.

Silence

Dr. Inferno: Let's go downstairs.

Invizable: Agreed.

Ogel, Dr. Inferno and Invizable leave.

Amset Ra: Wait. Why are two of my archenemies here? I have a bad feeling about this.

Count Dooku: Welcome to your prison! Battle Droids, sing our song!

Battle Droids: This prison is your prison, and isn't my prison, from the Fourth Wall, to the first, this prison is for you and not me!

Count Dooku: Great! In the Red Corner is Grundalychus.

Grundal: Deck the halls with bad announcers, now now now now now, now now now.

Count Dooku: Charming. In the Blue Corner is Tee-Vee.

Tee-Vee: Chance of me winning: 100%.

Terabyte: Great to know that, talking TV.

Priest of Tee-Vee: How dare you insult the great Tee-Vee!

Audience: Treason!

Count Dooku: In the Green Corner is Frenzy.

Frenzy: Wait, is it time to cook with ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Count Dooku: No, it is time for Terabyte to predict.

Audience: TREASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terabyte: Grundal!

Terabyte runs away.

Count Dooku: There goes our predictor. Pharaoh Hotep?

Pharaoh Hotep: Why do I get the boring job?

Count Dooku: Say fight.

Pharaoh Hotep: That sounds like a good idea right now.

Count Dooku: No! Since it seems some time right now, Cragger, bring forth the Golden CHI!

Laval: How could you, traitor!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Wyldstyle: Yikes! That's more than Frenzy!

Laval: Cragger is a traitor!

Cragger: Relax, bro. I'm the 2013 version.

Laval: Oh.

Cragger: The Golden CHI choses the Maze of Fear for today's course.

Portal Emperor: Well, there's a Maze of Shadows and there's a Maze of Bones, so there has to be a Maze of Fear, right?

Count Dooku: Mr. Hotel, say fight.

Pharaoh Hotep: Fight!

Frenzy: Ooooooh. Shiny. OwOwOw! Hot!

Count Dooku: If TVs could laugh, Tee-Vee would've blown up!

Frenzy: Tee-Vee will blow up if I have anything to say about it!

KA-BOOM!

Grundal: That barely tickles.

Frenzy: Eek! Land mines!

Tee-Vee: That is only a fraction of my great power!

Jawa: Utini!

The Jawas attack Tee-Vee.

Frenzy: Go Jawas!

ChompChompChomp.

YazzarkYazzarkYazzark!

Grundal: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Frenzy: I didn't do anything. I just pressed a random button on the Alien Command Ship.

Alien Queen Hypogritis: How dare you!

Tee-Vee: Good response=get lost.

Frenzy: Get lost! Wait, I am lost!

BAM!

BAM!

BAM!

Grundal: On the first part of the battle Tee-Vee shot me, with a laser beam and a partridge and a pear tree.

CrunchCrunchCrunch

Frenzy: Yay! I can see! Where is the partridge and the pear tree?

A pear tree falls out of the sky along with a partridge.

Frenzy: Eek!

BAM!

BAM!

BAM!

Frenzy: Ow! Ow! Ow! I will get you for this, talking pile of scrap metal!

Tee-Vee: Boot.ex-

Frenzy: PLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KA-BAM!

Frenzy: Whoa!

Frenzy flys out of the arena.

Grundal: Got you now!

Frenzy: Why did you do that?

Grundal: Do you want me to let go?

Frenzy: No!

Tee-Vee: Start Missile Launch Sequence. Sequence complete. Fire!

Frenzy: Whoa!

Grundal lets go of Frenzy.

BAM!

Grundal: Frenzy the snack, will be eaten now,-

BAM!

Frenzy: Whoa!

A blast from Tee-Vee sends Frenzy out of the arena.

Pharaoh Hotep: Frenzy the Maniac is disqualified!

Tee-Vee: BootGrundalychus.exe

Grundal: Who-OARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grundal's roar sends Tee-Vee tumbling backwards.

Professor Christina Hydron: For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction.

Grundal goes tumbling backwards.

Grundal: Time to reveal my secret weapon, the Christmas Sith!

Darth Maul: Fire in the hole!

Darth Maul throws his lightsaber.

Grundal: The hole is not my mouth!

Achu: Do as I do. A-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Grundal: ACHUUUUUUUUUU?

Grundal spits out the lightsaber, sending it spinning at Tee-Vee.

Tee-Vee: Destroy lightsaber = now.

BAM!

Grundal: ROAR!

Tee-Vee: Turning to Channel 9.

Dr. McScrubs: Get you Grundalitis vaccine today!

Grundal: Roar?

BAM!

CrunchCrunchCrunch

BAM!

BAM!

CrunchCrunchCrunch

YazzizYazzizYazziz!

Grundal: ROARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tee-Vee: Short circuiting = power blast. T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,-

Grundal: Roar?

CrunchCrunch

Tee-Vee: 4, 3, 2, 1.

KA-BOOM!

CrunchCrunchCrunchCrunch

Grundal: Roar.

BAM!

CrunchCrunchCrunchCrunchCrunchCrunch

Grundal: Blah.

BamBamBamBamBamBamBam!

Grundal: ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crash!

Amset Ra: Hey Dad. What did I miss?

Pharaoh Hotep: Grundal is eliminated so Tee-Vee wins!

Audience: TEEEEEEEEEE-VEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AntiMatter: SO THE JAWAS FAILED?

Terabyte: Yes, my Master.

AntiMatter: HAVE INVIZABLE INTERCEPT KYLO REN. I WANT CONTACTS WITH UNKAR BY THURSDAY. IS THAT CLEAR?

Terabyte: Yes, my Master.

AntiMatter: GOOD. ON YOUR WAY NOW.

Terabyte leaves, stepping on the camera and ending the transmission.

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