Benny vs. AntiMatter

Amset-Ra: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid! This is the first battle of the first season here, and I am so excited! Two of 2014's fighters are…

Dr. Inferno: Um, Amset-Ra?

Amset-Ra: What is it?

Dr. Inferno: AntiMatter is a 2015 minifigure.

Amset-Ra: …Oh.

Dr. Inferno: In the red corner is everyone's favorite 1980-something spaceman, Benny!

Amset-Ra: Hey Ogel, I have a feeling I know what he's about to say.

Ogel: Me too.

Benny: Spaceship spaceship SPACESHIP!!!

Amset-Ra and Ogel: I KNEW IT!

Dr. Inferno: So you read Professor Hale's latest mystery story?

Amset-Ra: Nah.

Benny: I read it, and I can't believe that-

Axel Storm: DON'T SAY IT!

Benny: -did it.

Axel Storm: Phew!

Amset-Ra: Get on with it, Ferno!

Dr. Inferno: I WAS NOT CREATED IN A HERO FACTORY! In the blue corner-

Faint!

AntiMatter: DID YOU KNOW THAT I CREATED THE PORTAL OF ATLANTIS?

Axel Storm: Um… You did?

AntiMatter: YES. BUT IT BACKFIRED AND IT LED TO A BEAUTIFUL CITY INSTEAD OF MY LAIR. PREPARE YOURSELF, ASTRO BOY!

Benny: Yeah! I watched that movie and it was-

Amset-Ra: On with it, Surge!

Dr. Inferno: …Ugh. Axel?

Axel Storm: AntiMatter for sure!

AntiMatter: AN EXCELLENT CHOICE, DIVER. NOW JOIN ME IN THE FIGHT AGAINST THIS PATHETIC LOSER.

Axel Storm: No way! I'm not interfering.

AntiMatter: THEN BECOME ONE WITH THE PORTAL.

WWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH!!!

Axel Storm: WHHOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Poof!

Amset-Ra: Now, Evo!

Dr. Inferno: …Ugh. Ogel?

Ogel: Fight.

RING RING RING!

Helena Skvalling: Hello?

Amset-Ra: What was the deal with the bell, Rocka?

Dr. Inferno: …Ugh. Dunno.

Benny: Watch this! I can build a spaceship!

Audience: WE KNOW!

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK…

Dr. Inferno: And Benny starts by building a spaceship.

Amset-Ra: That was obvious, Breez.

Dr. Inferno: …Ugh.

Amset-Ra: Hey Ogel, what kind of spaceship is that?

Ogel: That's the Space Police flagship, the Galactic Enforcer.

Amset-Ra: Oh. On with it, Bulk!

Dr. Inferno: Benny has called Emmet, Wyldstyle, and Unikitty to join him!

Amset-Ra: No outsiders allowed! And keep announcing, Nex.

Emmet, Wyldstyle, and Unikitty: Awww…

Dr. Inferno: …

AntiMatter: YOUR PUNY SPACESHIP IS ONLY A MERE TOY.

''ZAP! SMMAAASSHHH!''

Dr. Inferno: AntiMatter has zapped the Galactic Enforcer into pieces!

Amset-Ra: We know, Stringer

Dr. Inferno: …

Benny: NOOO! SPACESHIP SPACESHIP SPACESHIIIIIP!!

AntiMatter: THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY.

WHOOOOOOSH!

AntiMatter: WHERE DID THAT KID GO?!

Benny: Behind you!

Shove!

AntiMatter: WHOOOOAAAAaaaaa…

Dr. Inferno: In a surprising turn of events, Benny ran behind him and shoved him into his own portal.

Ogel: And the winn—

Amset-Ra: Wait!

AntiMatter: I HAVE YOU NOW.

''WHOMP! Toss!''

Benny: WHOOOOAAAAASPACESHIPOOOOAAAAAaaaaaa…

Poof!

Ogel: And the winner is… AntiMatter!

Dr. Inferno: AntiMatter somehow went through his portal instead of into it, landed on Benny, and chucked him into the portal.

AntiMatter: MY VICTORY WAS INSURED.

Dr. Inferno: Who insured it?

AntiMatter: GEICO. NOT REALLY, IT WAS ME.

Amset-Ra: Don't ask foolish questions, Stormer!

Dr. Inferno: You saved that name for last?

Amset-Ra: (whispering) Ogel, I've run out of Hero Factory names.

Ogel: (whispering) Try BIONICLE names.

Amset-Ra: Yes, I did save that name for last, Toa Hordika!

Faint!

Amset-Ra: I think he's had enough names for one day. Hey Axel, you almost didn't guess right!

THWACK!

Manta Warrior: I am not Axel, I am Sting Rayzor!

Ogel: Um… End transmission…

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