Jek-14 vs. Battle Mech

Wyldstyle: Well, everyone, this is the battle you've all been waiting for. The rematch between Jek-14 and Battle Mech will take place at the Tournament of Elements!

Master Chen: I do not approve of the plagiarism, Amset-Ra.

Amset-Ra: Oh come on! Can't I have a little fun?

Master Chen: Nope.

Amset-Ra: Awww…

Wyldstyle: In the Green Corner is the Sith clone Jek-14!

GOOOOONNNNGGGGGG!

Amset-Ra cringes.

Jek-14: I am ready to fight… FOR THE SITH OF SITHLY SITHNESS!

Count Dooku: Even I didn't know that you were this redundant, Jek.

Jek-14: I practice.

Count Dooku: I see.

Wyldstyle: In the Yellow Corner is the rocketing Battle Mech!

GOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG!

Battle Mech: Targeting systems online.

Master Chen: Forget the awards, I'm bored!

Everyone: Awwww…

Axel: My vote goes to Jek-14, because the Kyber Crystal made him outrageously powerful.

Amset-Ra: Vizzie?

Invizable: …Fight.

GOOOONNNNGGGGG!

Amset-Ra: If you don't mind, I'm… leaving.

Jek-14: Let's end this! Deconstruct!

KCILCKCILCKCILCKCILCKCILC…

Battle Mech: Exterior motherboard terminated.

Terabyte: Exterior motherboard? Even I can't keep up with technology!

Battle Mech: Initiating Rocket Combo.

POW POW WHOOSH POW!

Jek-14: Groan…

Wyldstyle: Battle Mech has delivered critical blows to Jek-14!

Jek-14: Force Lightning!

ZAAAAAAAAAAP!

Wyldstyle: Battle Mech has temporarily short-circuited!

Battle Mech: Initiating Death From Above.

Jek-14: Force Shove!

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH shove BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM!!!

Battle Mech: Battery power 3%. Initiating second pair of batteries.

Two hours later…

Battle Mech: Initiating nineteenth pair of batteries.

Terabyte: Hold it! Why do you have 38 batteries inside you? What kind do you have?

Battle Mech: Total number of batteries: 128. Battery type: AA.

Terabyte: You're crazy.

Jek-14: I'm almost… out of energy… Construct…

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK…

Count Dooku: Plagiarism! That's my new-and-improved Clone-a-Matic!

''Soon, dozens of Jek-14s are swarming the battlefield. As the real Jek-14 faints, the other Jeks start blasting Battle Mech.''

Battle Mech: Initiating surrender…

BOOOOOOM!

Wyldstyle: Wow! Thanks to the Clone-a-Matic, Jek-14 won!

Jek-14: Did… did I win?

Amset-Ra: Yup. Uh… where's Invizable?

Invizable: Oh great. I have to face Cole?!

Amset-Ra: This is not even the most of your concerns! Besides, you beat him earlier this season.

Invizable: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Emmet: Lord Business is attacking!

Wyldstyle: I'm on it!

Amset-Ra: Well, it looks like I'll have to bring back Ferno and Ogel. Stay tuned for AntiMatter vs. Alien. End transmission.

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