Amset-Ra vs. Sting Rayzor

Creak…

Sting Rayzor: So you decided to take me on? You KNOW I'll come out on top.

Amset-Ra: Prove it!

Ogel: Viewers, as Amset-Ra left Dr. Inferno on the Sea Cow, he has appointed a new announcer, Psyclone!

No one claps.

Psyclone: Your announcer is the master of paychecks, withdrawals, deposits, and just about the entire economical society, me, Psyclone!

Dollar Bill claps.

Amset-Ra: Since when did you become master of the enire economical society?!

Psyclone: Whatever. In the red corner, a master of paychecks-

Amset-Ra: I am a master of PYRAMIDS, not paychecks!

Pharaoh Hotep: Where did you get that authority, my son?

Amset-Ra: You told me that when I'm 18, I could rule Egypt and have my own pyramid.

Pharaoh Hotep: So I did.

Sting Rayzor: In the blue corner it's me now let's get on with it!

Psyclone: Since Lance Spears withdrew his chances of staying on Metalbeard's Sea Cow-

Ogel: He fell off the ship.

Psyclone: -we have a new banker- I mean predictor, one that takes up most of the bank- er, audience, THE ULTRA DRAGON!

Earth Dragon: My vote goes to Amset-Ra.

Fire Dragon: Because he can out-match Sting Rayzor…

Lightning Dragon: …as well as anyone.

Ice Dragon: I'm voting for Sting Rayzor.

Amset-Ra: WHOA! Someone's not being a team player!

Ice Dragon: OK, OK! Amset-Ra it is!

Amset-Ra: The Minifigure of the Week is Emmet-

Emmet: That. Is. Awesome!!!

Amset-Ra: -and the User of the Week is Commandosaur!

Commandosaur: Wow, this is my first match here, and I'm announced as User of the Week!

Amset-Ra: Ogel?

Ogel: Fight!

SCREE SCREE SCREE!

Amset-Ra: What was THAT?!

Ogel: Did you forget? There are Vampyre bats in the belfry.

Amset-Ra: Oh. Right. CORONA!

BZZZZZZNNNNNN… BLING!

Amset-Ra: AHH! THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!

Sting Rayzor: Now you know the power of your own attack!

THWACK!

Amset-Ra: Whoops! You missed, fish stick!

Sting Rayzor: Grrr…

THWACK THWACK THWACK!

Amset-Ra: Are you honestly trying?

Sting Rayzor: …

Amset-Ra: MEGA CORONA!

BZZZZZZZZZNNNNNNNNN…

Sting Rayzor: YAZIZIIZIZIZIZIZIZ!

Thud

Purple smoke rises from Sting Rayzor as he transforms into Axel Storm.

Axel Storm: No… AntiMatter… I'm not… interfering…

AntiMatter: THEN BECOME ONE WITH THE PORTAL.

Amset-Ra: Corona!

BZZZZZNNNNN… Sizzle

Amset-Ra: Great. My crown just overheated.

AntiMatter: MIND IF I… HEH HEH… BORROW IT?

Snatch!

Amset-Ra: Psyclone!

Psyclone: Wind blast!

WHOOSH

AntiMatter: WHOOPS!

Amset-Ra: Gotcha! Fans, stay tuned tomorrow for… Invizable vs. Cole vs. Alien Commander!

Axel Storm: And I'll be the predictor!

Ice Dragon: What about me?

Amset-Ra: Nah. You messed up big time. Other elemental dragons, attack!

FWOOOOOM ZAAAAAAAP KA-CHUNK!

Ice Dragon: END TRANSMISSION!

Meanwhile, in the belfry…

SCREE SCREE SCREE!

Lord Vampyre: Get back here, you Vampyre bats! Uh, end transmission?

Amset-Ra: As this is a specialty battle, this will not count toward our records.

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