AntiMatter vs. Alien

AntiMatter: SO I HEAR THAT MORONICLE HAS RETURNED.

Amset-Ra: That's BIONICLE, and I'm a HUGE fan of it!

AntiMatter: I WILL EVENTUALLY DESTROY ALL OF THE SKULL SPIDERS SO THAT BIONICLE HAS A REASON TO RETIRE.

Amset-Ra: You are so devious, AntiMatter! I'm not voting for you!

AntiMatter: WHICH MEANS YOU ARE VOTING FOR THAT PATHETIC ALIEN.

Amset-Ra: Okay, okay, I'm voting for you!

AntiMatter: MUCH BETTER.

Dr. Inferno: The tour has ended, so we are back at the Fighting Pyramid! In the Red Corner is the obvious winner, AntiMatter!

AntiMatter: WHAT, IS THIS A JOKE? MUAHAHAHAHAHA! THE ODDS OF YOU BEATING ME ARE ASTRONOMICAL.

Alien: I just so happen to be astronomical.

Dr. Inferno: A little green Martian takes up the Blue Corner.

Alien: I'm not afraid of you, as there's nothing to fear but fear itself.

AntiMatter: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I AM FEAR ITSELF?

Alien: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! GET ME OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE!

AntiMatter: GLADLY.

VOOOOORRRRRRMMMMMMMM…

Dr. Inferno Well, the battle started without our permission, and AntiMatter is attempting to suck Alien into a portal!

Alien: Ha! That won't work! I have Clutch Power!

AntiMatter: YOU WHAT?… OKAY, SECOND APPROACH.

Dr. Inferno: AntiMatter just vacuumed a random Pteranodon and turned it into a dragon!

Commandosaur: O_O I was JUST talking about that!

Alien: Blaster!

ZARK BOOM!

AntiMatter: THAT WAS POORLY THOUGHT OUT.

SMASH!

Ogel: It's a tie?!

Vorp!

Ogel: AntiMatter is the winner!

AntiMatter: TAKE ME TO ROUND 3, PHARAOH.

Amset-Ra: How did you survive?

AntiMatter: I DON'T KNOW. HOW DID ALIEN SURVIVE THE FIRST TIME?

Amset-Ra: Fans, our first-ever Round 3 fight will occur Saturday. The opponents will be Invizable, Wyldstyle, Jek-14, and yours truly (aka AntiMatter). By the way, voting returns today! End transmission.

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