Lord Garmadon vs. Triceratops vs. Jedi Bob

Wyldstyle: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid, going on tour! We are currently at the Portal of Atlantis. Let's hear what the Portal Emperor has to say about it.

Portal Emperor: We boast unforgettable scenery, four flights of stairs, a dungeon, a library, a planning room, real shark statues, and of course, the portal which leads to Atlantis.

AntiMatter: THAT IS, UNTIL I REPROGRAMMED IT.

Portal Emperor: You WHAT?!

AntiMatter: YES. I DID WHAT.

Wyldstyle: Whatever. Emerging from the portal first is the feared master of Spinjitsu, Lord Garmadon!

Vorp!

Lord Garmadon: Tell Sensei Wu that he can't use Spinjitsu anymore!

Sensei Wu: I can't?

Lord Garmadon: That's right.

Wyldstyle: Emerging second is a prehistoric bull, Triceratops!

Vorp!

Triceratops: RRRROOOAAARRR!

Tumble tumble tumble CRASH!

Portal Emperor: I suppose you can battle anywhere around the Portal of Atlantis. But if you leave the protective bubble…

Bloop!

Portal Emperor: …you get a ring-out.

Wyldstyle: Emerging third is… a Jedi.

Vorp!

Jedi Bob: Am I late? Who are you guys?

Lord Garmadon: …Seriously?

Punctuation Penguin: Guys, this is Jedi Bob, the little-known Jedi. He's an amateur.

Lord Garmadon: This should be easy enough.

Wyldstyle: The Minifigure of the Week is Squidman, and the User of the Week is ToaMatau2004!

ToaMatau2004: Sorry I can't stay for the match, I have a lot of Brickipedia work to do.

Amset-Ra: That's fine with me. You can read the battles on the Lego Battle Wi-

SMASH!

Amset-Ra: What just broke?

Invizable: The fourth wall.

Amset-Ra: Rats!

Invizable: Fight!

Jedi Bob: So I pull this switch here and…

Vrrrnnnn…

Jedi Bob: Cool!

Lord Garmadon: You just drew your lightsaber. Now feel the wrath of MY saber!

Vrrrnnnnnrrrrnnnnrrrrnnrrnnrnnnrrnn…

Wyldstyle: Lord Garmadon with his mega weapon is fighting that Jedi with his lightsaber!

Punctuation Penguin: Am I the only one who knows that his name is Jedi Bob?

Triceratops: RRROOOAAARRR!

Amset-Ra: ANOTHER dinosaur?! Are there any that haven't been voted in?

Invizable: Just T-Rex.

SMASH!

Lord Garmadon: … Not again…

Invizable: Garmadon is down for the count! Let's see if he will make another surprising comeback!

Wyldstyle: I know, right? Now Triceratops is trampling Jedi Bob!

Jedi Bob: …I need… more practice…

Invizable: Wow! Triceratops is-

Lord Garmadon: Not yet!

''Smash! Ka-chunk!''

Invizable: -a loser.

Commandosaur: :O

Wyldstyle: Lord Garmadon made another surprising comeback!

Commandosaur: Maybe T-Rex could beat him… maybe…

Amset-Ra: Is it over already? We never got to have NexoByte's Did You Know!

NexoByte: Did you know that Ultra Agents is continuing into the summer with three new sets?

Ultra Agents Fans: Woohoo!

AntiMatter: COME WITH ME, BLAZE…

Solomon Blaze: Help…

Vorp!

Ultra Agents: Oh, no!

Jack Fury: Yes! I can take his position as team leader!

Amset-Ra: End Transmission.

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