Alien vs. Wyldstyle vs. Chicken Suit Guy

Pharaoh Hotep: Welcome to Pharaoh Hot-

Dr. Inferno: But I thought it was-

Pharaoh Hotep: Pharaoh Hotep's Fighting Pyramid, yes, you did. In the Red Corner is that wimpy Alien that won two weeks in a row.

Alien: The wimpy one does not go far.

Commandosaur: New philosophy?

Alien: Yup.

Pharaoh Hotep: In the Green Corner is Emmet's love interest and bearing wild hair, give it up for Wyldstyle!

Wyldstyle: Aloha, losers.

Alien: Aloha? I'm still learning new languages.

Wyldstyle: Hello in Hawaiian.

Alien: Hawaiian?

Pharaoh Hotep: Never mind. In the Yellow Corner is a tall, fat excuse for a chicken, Chicken Suit Guy!

Chicken Suit Guy: Bwaak bwaak bwaaaaak!

Pharaoh Hotep: Not to mention he makes a total fool of himself on live TV. Ho-hum, skip the awards, Wyldstyle's gonna win, FIGHT!

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING D-

Lederhosen Guy: Oh noes! My pretzel burned! And my ledeehosen will be soiled if i retrieve it now! Oh, woe is me!

Video Game Guy: YEAH! High score!

Wyldstyle: That's nice. WyldLazors!

ZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZIT!

Chicken Suit Guy: Yaziziziziziziziz! Bwaaak!

''Whoosh! Splat!''

Wyldstyle: Too slow, amígo!

Alien: Amígo?

Wyldstyle: Friend in Spanish.

Alien: Spanish?

Pharaoh Hotep: Forget it, Alien! After Wyldstyle fired several tiny lasers at that loser, he threw an egg back at her, but missed.

Alien: Strike loca-

Alien Queen: Oh no you don't!

Pharaoh Hotep: As Wyldstyle draws her fan, the Alien Queen tackled Alien and knocked him out of the ring. Allowed! And now, our first-ever presentation of "NexoByte's Did You Know?"!

NexoByte: Did you know that Agent Chase appeared in every set Agent Trace appeared in?

Pharaoh Hotep: Well, now you know, and dooooon't you forget it!

Chicken Suit Guy: Bwaaaaaaak!

Whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh splat!

Wyldstyle: OH NO! MY PERPLEXION! Fan Smack!

Smack smack smack!

Chicken Suit Guy: …

Pharaoh Hotep: After that chicken threw a hailstorm of eggs at Wyldstyle, she hit him with her fan, doing nothing.

Wyldstyle: Spinjitsu!

Audience: WHAAAAAAAT?

THWACK!

Chicken Suit Guy: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaak!

Pharaoh Hotep: In a surprising move, Wyldstyle used Spinjitsu on that loser chicken, a move we haven't seen since the Invizable vs. Cole vs. Alien Commander match, and sent him flying out of the arena… if chickens do fly. Wyldstyle wins!

SLAM!

Amset-Ra: What's going on here?

Pharaoh Hotep explains everything.

Pharaoh Hotep: But I DID start BubbleBomber's Did You Know.

Amset-Ra: I approve of that, but not your taking four roles at once and locking Axel away. Guards! Release Axel!

Anubis Guards: Yes sir!

In the dungeon…

Axel: Wow, I'm treated like a king down here!… Oh, is it time to go already? If so, end transmission!

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