User blog:TheAnonymousA/AT-AT vs.Speeder bike

Hi! I am going to write a few Vehicle battles on my blog.

This is the first one and my first ever battle:AT-AT vs. Speeder bike.

The Battle:

Invizable: Welcome to Invizable's fighting cube!

Wyldstyle: I am your announcer and Invizable is the awesome, brainy, cool, disappearing, ecstatic, fun, etc. refree and host of this battle!

Priest of the Tee-Vee: Those adjectives may only be used for the great Tee-Vee!

Lawyer of Invizable: My client has the rights to be described as he likes!

Invizable: Yes! Wait, why aren't our names in bold?

Terabyte: Amset-Ra asked me to sabotage your fighting cube.

Invizable: That traitorous mummy!

AT-AT pilot: When does this battle start? I have to get back to Hoth, you know!

Invizable: All right, start!

GOOONNNN-

Amset-Ra: Corona!

-BOOOMMMM!!!

Invizable: My gong!

AT-AT pilot: Shoot that speeder bike!

''PEW! PEW!''

Wyldstyle: The speeder bike's engine is destroyed!

Speeder bike pilot calls someone on the phone.

Speeder bike pilot: Hello, is this Watto?

Watto: Yes.

Speeder bike pilot: I need an upgrade.

Watto: Okay.

A few minutes later......

Speeder bike pilot: Ha! I got a harpoon gun!

AT-AT pilot: Shoot that bike down!

AT-AT gunner: Hey! We're taking a break! It's always, 'shoot that, shoot this'!

Speeder bike pilot: I need some snow!

Mungus: Mungus give snow!

Speeder bike pilot: Thanks, Mungus! Now I have a Snowspeeder!

AT-AT pilot: What?!

Speeder bike pilot: Hahahahahaha!

The Snowspeeder shoots a harpoon at the AT-AT, tripping it.

AT-AT pilot: Nooooo!

Booooom!!

Invizable: My floor!

Wyldstyle: The Speeder bike wins!

Invizable: Join us next time for Ultracopter vs. Ronin R.E.X!