User blog:NexoByte/Frenzy's Christmas Carol, Part 5

A rendition of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Frenzy as Ebenezer Scrooge.

VORP!

Amset-Ra: Welcome back, Frenzy. How did it go?

Frenzy: GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I never want to see Mrs. Buoy-Cratchitt with a beard again.

Amset-Ra: So the Book and Media Reenactor 3000 works. Good.

Pharaoh Hotep enters.

Pharaoh Hotep: Hey, can I use that thing?

Amset-Ra: Sure. Where do you want to go, Dad?

Pharaoh Hotep: How about Super Mario Bros?

Amset-Ra: Video games aren't installed yet, although I'd assure you that Eruptorr would play Bowser.

Pharaoh Hotep: Actually, I would play Bowser.

Amset-Ra: Then I would play Mario.

Pharaoh Hotep: Whatever.

Hotep enters the machine, and accidentally hits the button that sends him to A Christmas Carol.

Amset-Ra: Bye.

Meanwhile, somewhere…

Random Skreemer: Tee-Vee bless us, every one!

The End