Alien vs. Hot Dog Man

Pharaoh Hotep: Bye, Son! Don't forget to write!

Amset-Ra: I won't forget, Dad! I trust you'll take good care of the Fighting Pyramid while I'm gone?

Pharaoh Hotep: I sure will, Son! Bye!

Slam!

Pharaoh Hotep: Now that he's gone, I have the whole Fighting Pyramid to myself! Mwahahahahahaha!

Creak…

Amset-Ra: Did I just hear you cackle evilly?

Pharaoh Hotep: Uh… no, no. I was just rememberimg a funny scene from Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles.

Amset-Ra: Oh. Bye!

Slam!

The next day…

Pharaoh Hotep: Out with the old, in with the new! Axel, to the dungeon!

Axel: Noooooo…

Slam!

Pharaoh Hotep: Ogel, get me some root beer!

Ogel: But I'm a world conqueror, not a butler!

Pharaoh Hotep: NOW!

Ogel: *sigh* Fine.

Pharaoh Hotep: And I will be both announcer and ref! *ahem* Welcome to Pharaoh Hotep's Fighting Pyramid. In the red corner is a pathetic Alien!

Commandosaur: PATHETIC!? Apologize!

''ZARK! Bing!''

Pharaoh Hotep: You didn't count on my Re-Gou Ruby being with me, did you. In the blue corner… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A guy in a COSTUME thinks he can beat an ALIEN! HAHAHAHAHA!

Dr. Inferno: A guy in a HOT DOG costume.

Frenzy: I will eat Hot Dog Man after the match.

Hot Dog Man: Eep!

Pharaoh Hotep: I don't know how the awards session happens. I predict Alien. FIGHT!

DING DING DING!

Hot Dog Man: Mustard Squirt!

Alien: AHH! MY EYE!

Commandosaur: Gasp!

Alien: Laser!

''Zark! Zark! Zark!''

Hot Dog Man: Yaziziziziziz! Ketchup Squirt!

Alien: DOUBLE AHH! MY OTHER EYE!

Commandosaur: Double gasp!

Alien: Hmmm… (picks up radio) Strike location 7492N, 39274E.

Terabyte: Let me see where that is…

TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP

Terabyte: Gasp! That's the exact location where Hot Dog Man is standing!

Alien Queen: HEY!! When did I give you permission to control my armada?

Alien: Uh… you didn't?

Alien Queen: That's right!

KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!

ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK ZING ZING ZING ZING ZAAAAAAASH PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

cOMMANDOSAUR: yEAH! tHIS IS AWESOME!

pHARAOH hOTEP: hOT dOG mAN HAS BEEN INCINERATED BY DOZENS OF SPACESHIPS. aLIEN IS THE WINNER!

cOMMANDOSAUR: yEAH! GO ALIEN!

fRENZY: bUT i WANTED TO EAT HIM…

pHARAOH hOTEP: wHO LEFT THE cAPS LOCK ON?

cOMMANDOSAUR: iT SEEMS THAT ALL THE SPACESHIPS HAVE HIT THE cAPS LOCK BUTTON ON OUR RECORDER.

pHARAOH hOTEP: wELL, TURN OFF THE cAPS LOCK, BECAUSE THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING! eND TRANSMISSION.

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