Invizable vs. Cole vs. Alien Commander

Dr. Inferno: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid, taking place aboard Metalbeard's Sea Cow!

Metalbeard: With me permission, matey!

Dr. Inferno: Yup. Right now, Amset-Ra is at the Fighting Pyramid taking on Sting Rayzor (aka Axel). I'm proud to announce that this is our first official three-way match!

Metalbeard: Micro Managers spotted! Fire the cannons, mateys!

BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Metalbeard: THAR SHE BLOWS!

Benny: Where's the whale? And why can't they be striped?

Dr. Inferno: *shakes head in disbelief* In the red corner is the guy who isn't there, Inv... Invi... Oh come on! Vizzie!

Invizable: Vizzie? What a pathetic name. And I was always here.

Dr. Inferno: In the blu- I mean green corner is our brave ninja of earth, Cole!

Cole: I've beaten you once, Vizzie, and I'll do it again!

Invizable: Please! Stop calling me Vizzie!

Toxikita: At least I put up with Retox calling me Toxie all the time.

Retox: You do, Toxie?

Toxikita: Rrrrgh...

Dr. Inferno: In the yellow corner is an alien commander from Mars Mission who's tall enough to see above crowds... WELL DUH! Alien Commodore! I mean Commander!

Alien Commander: I like Commodore better. All set, Aliens?

Aliens: YES SIR!

Alien Commander: All right! Let's win this fight fair and square.

Dr. Inferno: Just a moment, Alien Commander. While Wyldstyle and Unikitty are fishing Lance out of the water, we need a new predictor and a new ref. I choose Chang Wu to be the predictor!

''A few Dragon Fortress Guards clap. No one else does.''

Jing Lee: HEY! You can't be a predictor!

Chang Wu: *smiling* Why not?

Jing Lee: Because... because you shot my father!

Chang Wu: Oh don't be silly, little girl! I shot him with a Nerf gun!

Jing Lee: WHAT?! Why?

Chang Wu: Because I was bored!

Jing Lee: ...I don't believe you.

Chang Wu: I don't believe you either.

Dr. Inferno: Would you get on with it already!

Chang Wu: Fine! Invizable has a great advantage because he can become invisible-

Invizable: I'm also a descendant of the Elemental Master of Light!

Dr. Inferno: *whispering to Chang Wu* He isn't really. He just likes to say he is. It makes him feel important.

Chang Wu: Oh. Cole can use Spinjitsu and his Scythe of Quakes-

Cole: Scythe of Quakes? I had forgotten I had that!

Sensei Garmadon: One must never forget his arsenal.

Cole: Yes, Sensei.

Chang Wu: Who knows what Alien Commander can do with his soldiers? I'm having a hard time with this one. Oh well, I'll go with Cole. He's a ninja.

Dr. Inferno: Punctuation Penguin, would you please come down to the arena?

Moments later, Punctuation Penguin arrives at the arena.

Punctuation Penguin: Isn't there a User of the Week award this week?

Dr. Inferno: I had completely forgotten! The User of the Week is Ninja of Fire, for being the user who isn't there.

Punctuation Penguin: He isn't here today.

Dr. Inferno: Just as I thought. The Minifigure of the Week is Sir Fangar.

Sir Fangar: *British accent* What a gloooooorious award!

Jake Raines: He's all guts and glory. No ram.

Professor Hale: Are you quoting from a pick-up truck advertisement?

Sir Fangar: GUTS AND GLOOOOOORIOUS RAM!

RAM!

Jake Raines: Whoooooooaaaa...

Splash!

Dr. Inferno: Pay no attention to them. You're here to start the battle.

Punctuation Penguin: What an honor! Ready? FIGHT!

GOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG!!!

Dr. Inferno: Love that gong.

Invizable: I think I'll pull a few pranks while you fight!

Vorp!

Cole: Hey Sensei!

Both Senseis: Yes?

Cole: No, the other Sensei.

Both Senseis: Yes?

Cole: *sigh* Sensei Wu, do I need a spinner to use Spinjitsu?

Sensei Wu: Hmm, no.

Cole: OK, thanks!

Alien Commander: Form up, aliens! Formation 6!

Aliens: YES SIR!

The Aliens form a "V" shape, with the tip of the "V" facing Cole.

ZARK!

Cole: Yaziziziziziziz!

Sensei Wu: Remember Cole, a wise ninja sees what others cannot.

Dr. Inferno: After Alien Commander set up a formation against Cole, Cole was hit by Vizzie's gun!

Invizable: Vizzie, Toxie, I can't tell which is worse.

Punctuation Penguin: I'd say Vizzie.

Invizable: Thought so.

Alien Commander: Ready? Fire!

Aliens: Sonic lasers!

Cole: Spinjitsu!

ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK!

Dr. Inferno: How is this even possible?! Cole's Spinjitsu is blocking all of the laser blasts!

Meanwhile...

Unikitty: How's it going?

Wyldstyle: It's been three hours, and all I caught was this boot.

Unikitty: We HAVE to save him!

Wyldstyle: You worry too much. He has an air tank.

Elsewhere...

Metalbeard Double-decker couch spotted! Fire the cannons, mateys!

BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Emmet: Nonononononono...

BOOOOM!

Metalbeard: THAR SHE BLOWS!

Batman: Ha-ha! My disappointment is over!

Metalbeard: Aye, matey!

Back at the match...

Dr. Inferno: Cole is really taking a beating! And Invizable has tackled Cole!

Alien Commander: Redirect!

ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK!

Invizable: Yaziziziziziziz!

Toxikita: Go, Vizzie!

Invizable: When will it ever end?

Cole: Now!

THWACK!

Invizable: Urg... Bouncing safe!

BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE

Aliens: AAAAHHHHH!

Alien Commander: Don't worry. Your service was not vain. However... YOURS WAS!

THWACK!

Alien: AAAAAHHHHH!

Splash!

Punctuation Penguin: Ring-out.

Alien Commander: Construct!

Aliens: YES SIR!

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK...

Dr. Inferno: It's four ETX Alien Strike ships from 7693 ETX Alien Strike.

Alien Commander: Redirect!

ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK!

Cole: Spinjit-

''ZARK! THWACK!''

Cole: Ungh... I'm sorry, PP... I tried my hardest...

Punctuation Penguin: Cole, sadly, is eliminated.

Dr. Inferno: As Cole tried to block the blasts, he was hit from behind by Invizable.

Invizable: Oh no, my invisibility is wearing off!

Vorp!

Alien Commander: THERE HE IS! Fire, boys!

ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK!

Alien: We've never been called "boys" before.

Another Alien: I was once called "boysenberry."

Alien Commander: Come forth, boysenberry!

Alien: I guess that's my nickname.

''Grab! Toss!''

Alien: AAAHHH!

WHAM!

Invizable: A few aliens won't slow me down! Hyperfire!

ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK!

Alien Commander: MY ARMY! I surrender, I surrender!

Punctuation Penguin: Alien Commander surrenders. Invizable is the winner!

Invizable: Yes! Two victories in a row!

Row, row, row

Amset-Ra: What did I miss?

Axel: I missed my chance to predict!

Ogel: Calm down. There's always next time.

Dr. Inferno: We got the whole thing on tape!

Wyldstyle: We got Lance! ...and the other boot.

Metalbeard: Amset-Ra's boat spotted! Fire the cannons, mateys!

Benny: But-

BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Metalbeard: THAR SHE BLOWS!

Amset-Ra: ACK! End transmission!

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