User blog:NexoByte/Not So Ultra Agents, Part 7: New Base, New Gear, New Enemies, New Agents, and ALL NEW HUMOR!!!!!!!! (Sorry about that, Chief.)

Several months back...

Morgan Lux is working on an experiment.

Morgan: One cup of sugar, two tablespoons of flour... Soon, this recipe will remove all crime from the world!

''A Tygurah leaps off his shelf and unto his experiment, ruining everything. There is an explosion, and two evil eyes appear.''

???: THANK YOU, TYGURAH. SOON, I WILL TAKE OVER ASTOR CITY.

Tygurah: Purrrrr...

In the present, at the Ultra Agent's new base...

Curtis Bolt is guiding Trey Swift and Steve Zeal around the new base.

Trey: Wow! Lookatallthevehicles! CanIrideone? Huhhuhhuh?

Steve: Awwwwwwwesoooooooommme.

Hidden Spyder: Kek kek

Curtis: I heard that!

He shoots the Spyder.

Curtis: Sorry, we're fighting an infestation.

Trey: Iloveyournewoutfit,Curtis! Amazingoffice!

Steve: Yeeeeeeaaaah.

Curtis: Office? Better check your eyesight. This is a garage, see? Though I could put an office down here.

They enter the control room, where Solomon, Caila, and P.U.P. are.

Caila: Get off the table, P.U.P.

Jack: (from inside a closet) Uh, boss?

Max: (also in the closet) Can we come out now?

Solomon: NO. NOT. UNTIL. PART. 11.

''The fourth wall breaks and lands on the table. P.U.P. jumps out of the way just in time.''

Solomon: What have I done...

Curtis: Hmm, Caila, I like your hair. Can I eat it?

Caila: For the 345th time, it's not cotton candy!

Curtis, Trey, and P.U.P. pass the prison pods.

Adam Acid: Did Toxikita send me any love letters?

Retox: Toxie! Help!

Curtis gags Retox.

Tremor: Tremor wants his-

Curtis: Rubber ducky?

Squeak!

Tremor: PHONE CALL!

''Curtis hands Tremor his BrickPhone. He answers it.''

Tremor: Infearno called. Infearno escaped from Space Police. Infearno taking vacation in Alaska.

Meanwhile...

Infearno: Aahh, it's good to chill every once in a while.

Beep beep beep beep!

Waiter: The smoke alarm!

He pours a bucket or water on Infearno.

Back at the base...

Terabyte: You'll pay for what yoy've done! Technically, my boss is not the forgiving type... And payback bytes!

Trey: Inthatcase,P.U.P.hereisgoingto"byte"youifyoudon'tstoprevealingsecretinformation!

P.U.P.: Grrr...

Curtis: Say, Terry, when's this new boss thingy coming?

Terabyte: Sooner than you think! And no, Terry, he was not talking to you.

Terry: Awww...

Curtis: How soon?

Terabyte: Approximately four parts, or three hours, thirty-one minutes and fifty-two seconds.

Curtis: How do you know all this?

Terabyte: Calculationary, my dear Bolt.

Trey: Hey,Calculationarysoundslikeagreatnameforanewgame!

Curtis: Oh, no...

In the control room...

Computer: Warning. Intruder alert. Warning. Intruder alert.

Caila: (over radio) What's going on down there?

Computer: Warning. Intruder alert.

Trey: ThereareSpyderseverywhere! Lockdowntheentirefloor!

Curtis: This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't left the door open, Trey.

Computer: Warning. Intruder alert. Warning. Intruder alert.

Solomon: BE QUIET!

Computer: Warning. Intruder alert. Warning. Intruder alert. Warning. Intruder alert.

Solomon: Steve, put it in the basement.

Steve: Yeeeeeeees, booooooossss.

Computer: Warning. Intruder alert. Warning. Intruder alert. Warning. Intru-

Slam!

Meanwhile...

Trey: P.U.P.willholdthemoffwhilewegetsomefirepower!

Curtis: What, and leave him alone with these monsters? I don't think so. Come along, P.U.P.

P.U.P.: Bark!

''They head over to the armory. Curtis grabs his stud shooter, and tosses one to Trey.''

Trey: Let'susetheUltraArmor!

Curtis: You haven't passed the training yet, Trey. And besides, why use our best armor and bring heavy weapons if we're going to fight a couple of teeny-weeny bugs?

Trey: Youhaveapoint.

They head back to their original location, only to find more Spyders.

Trey: Let'scallanexterminator!

Curtis: I agree. And while we wait for him, let's shoot these bugs ourselves.

''They begin firing at the bugs. Soon, they are all destroyed.''

Spyder: Kek kek kek

Curtis: Sorry, I don't think you're insured.

Trey: Let'sfindsomemorebugs!

Curtis: Yeah!

In the control room...

Solomon: Bugs? Caila, warm up the Swarm Interceptor. I'm calling Max so he can bring his Galactic Titan.

Caila: Uh, Boss...

Solomon: It's been forever since I last saw my robot sidekick!

Caila: Boss...

Solomon: What kind of bugs are these? I need to be prepared!

Caila: Boss! None of this will be necessary.

Solomon: Sorry. I guess I kinda got carried away.

The Ultra Agents' progress on the Spyders has not gone unnoticed.

AntiMatter: Sigh... They took longer than expected to beat the first wave... I predicted they would take twelve seconds, but they took forty-one instead. If they hadn't squabbled about the Ultra Armor, they might have had a chance. They are not a worthy opponent for me.

Ring ring ring!

Spyclops: Hello, Invizex the Exterminator here... You've got what? A robot spider problem?... I'm coming... Bye. (hangs up) That was the Ultra Agents. They've got a robot spider problem.

AntiMatter: This is absolutely perfect. You even used the name Invizex. Invizable, make sure you get plenty of pictures.

Invizable: Yes, Boss. (Finally, he used my real name!)

AntiMatter: Spyclops, use the exterminator car as cover. Also use this disguise. Are you ready for this, Spyclops?

Spyclops: Just say when, Boss!

AntiMatter: When, Boss!

Spyclops: No, no, no!

AntiMatter: No, no, no!

Spyclops: Very well, I'll just leave.

AntiMatter: Very well, I'll just leave.

Spyclops leaves.

AntiMatter: Attack!

Invizable: You're a little late.

AntiMatter: D'oh!

To be continued...