User blog:Surtatb2007/Jack Fury vs. Darth Vader.

Before the Duel
Darth Vader: Why does that upstart Kylo Renn get the First Order! I want it! And what I want, I get!

Kylo Ren: I cheat at cards.

Darth Vader: You got the First Order through cards?

Kylo Ren: Eh. Let's see what you get.

Cards: I am the ze Cardz, Zpeaker of Phoebeuz Apollo.

Cards: You will go to Amset Ra's Armory and fight in a gentleman's duel against one Jack Fury with a shuriken.

Darth Vader: But I don't know how to use a shuriken.

Kylo Ren: Then learn.

The Duel
Agent Zeal: Welcome, ladies and gentleman, to the second-ever Duel. Right here at the Collisium!

Cue the Applause Track.

???: Your applause track has been replaced by this messsage: Surrender or die!

Agent Zeal: Cybermen! Well, I am holding the all-important position of announcer, referee, and predictor. In the left corner is Darth Vader. In the right corner is Jack Fury. Here is my prediction: We're all gonna die!

''Agent Zeal runs out of the Collesium screaming. The Cybermen ship lands and Cybermen march out.''

Jack Fury: Ultra Armor up!

Darth Vader: Feel the power of the Force.

''The Cybermen fall down. Then the Cyberking marches out.''

Jack Fury: Charge!

Cyberking: You shall be terminated.

The Cyberking lifts up his foot to stomp on Jack Fury.

Darth Vader: Take that!

''Darth Vader throws his Shuriken at Cyberking and cuts Cyberking's internal wires. Cyberking falls on top of Jack Fury and Agent Zeal runs back into the Collesium.''

Agent Zeal: Darth Vader wins!

The Collesium falls down, destroying the camera and ending the transmission.