Lord Garmadon vs. Exo Suit Team vs. Raptor vs. Pteranodon

Wyldstyle: Welcome to Wyldstyle's brand new hair salon!

Amset-Ra: Excuse me?

Wyldstyle: I mean Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid! Today, we're going on a tour, starting at the Dino Defense HQ! This morning we interviewed Sue Montana, who voted for Pteranodon, and Josh Thunder, who voted for Raptor.

Amset-Ra: Could you please announce the fighters so I can drive Josh Thunder's beefy truck?

Josh Thunder: NO.

Wyldstyle: Sure! in the Red Corner is the Ninja's old enemy, Lord Garmadon!

Lord Garmadon: Welcome to the real world, fools.

Wyldstyle: In the Green Corner are three guys who make up the Exo Suit Team!

Pete: Ready?

Yve: Ready.

Robo Turtle: The odds of us winning this battle are 10,000 to-

Pete: NEVER tell me the odds!

Han Solo: NEVER steal my catchphrase!

Amset-Ra: NEVER stop announcing the fighters!

Wyldstyle: In the last two corners are two dinos, Raptor and Pteranodon!

Raptor: Rrrrrrrrooooooaaaarrrrr!

Commandosaur: Oh yeah!

Pteranodon: …

Sue Montana: He lost his voice a few days ago.

Amset-Ra: Award time! The Minifigure of the Week is Kranxx, and the User of the Week is Commandosaur!

Commandosaur: Wait a minute, I was User of the Week last week!

Amset-Ra: We all know how much you love dinosaurs and aliens.

Axel: I'm voting for Lord Garmadon. He has the most arms of anyone I know-

Squid Warrior: Don't forget me!

Axel: Okay, second most. He's even got the Mega Weapon-

Audience: WWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTT?

Ninja: But we destroyed that!

Punctuation Penguin: It's actually the Super Weapon!

Bubblebomber: No, PP, it's actually the Mega Weapon.

Punctuation Penguin: Oops. Sorry, BB.

Lord Garmadon: Oh, calm down. I took it to Four Weapons Blacksmith. They've got great customer service.

Amset-Ra: Very amusing. Invizable, start the match.

Invizable: FIGHT!

Pete: Blast him!

Yve: Roger that!

Zing zing zing!

Raptor: Rrrrrrrroooooooaaaaaarrrrrrr!

Pete: Nonononononono-

KER-SMASH!

Wyldstyle: Yve shot the Raptor, who destroyed the Exo Suit. Who could have seen that coming?

Lord Garmadon: Get away from me, you giant moth! Feel the wrath of the Mega Weapon!

VOOOOOORRRRRPPPPP!

Pteranodon: ……………!!!!

Invizable: Ring-out. Pteranodon out.

Sue Montana: NO!

Josh Thunder: YES!

Both: MAYBE!… What?

Wyldstyle: Using the Mega Weapon, Garmadon shot down Pteranodon! I never knew it could do that!

Lord Garmadon: You don't know the secrets of Spinjitsu.

Pete: When in doubt, REBUILD!

Clickclickclickclickclick… CRUNCH!

Wyldstyle: After the Exo Suit Team rebuilt their Exo Suit, Raptor stepped on Robo-Turtle.

Yve: NO!

Lord Garmadon: Ice Spinjitsu!

Whoosh… Chink!

Pete: Yve!

Wyldstyle: Garmadon froze Yve in ice! What horror!

Stomp!

Lord Garmadon: What?!

Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp!

Lord Garmadon: Ungh…

Invizable: Garmadon is eliminated!

Josh Thunder: YEAH!

Wyldstyle: Raptor stampeded on Lord Garmadon! And now, our presentation of NexoByte's Did You Know!

NexoByte: Did you know that Green Robot, Ashlee Starstrider, and Max Solarflare are all exclusive to their sets?

Wyldstyle: Now you know!

Several long-time Galaxy Squad fans: We knew!

Pete: I'm all alone now…

Claw claw stomp!

Raptor: Rrrrroooooaaaaarrrrr!

KA-BOOOOOOOM!

Invizable: The whole Exo Suit Team is eliminated. Raptor is the winner!

Raptor: Rrrrroooooaaaaarrrrr!

Josh Thunder: Yyyyeeeesssss!

Commandosaur: Yes! Finally!

Lord Garmadon: Ungh… Earth Spinjitsu!

Boomboomboomboomboomboomboomboom!

Raptor: RRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!

Invizable: Lord Garmadon wins!

Josh Thunder: NO! Give me my money back, Amset-Ra!

Amset-Ra: NO.

Wyldstyle: Wow! After a failed attempt to attack the Raptor, the Raptor smashed the Exo Suit out of the clearing! But in a surprising turn of events, Lord Garmadon got back up and sent a storm of an unreal amount of boulders onto Raptor! I will remember this fighter for years to come!

Lord Garmadon: I will refuse to be bested by such ninnies.

Amset-Ra: You were close at first, Axel, but you guessed right. All right, let's pack up! We're going to our next destination, the Portal of Atlantis!

Axel: Yes! You'll get to see what I saw!

Amset-Ra: Yup! Hey, congrats on your vic, Garmie!

Lord Garmadon: Don't call me Garmie!!!

Amset-Ra: Ack! End transmssion!

End Transmission

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