Core Hunter vs. Coelophysis vs. Merlok 2.0 vs. Darth Vader's Apprentice

Amset Ra: Yippee! It's revenge day. Who should I blow up today?

Anubis Guard: Queen Hippopotomas has built a replacement vacation hive on J-16.

Amset Ra: Time to blow it up.

KA-BAM!

???: Nothing will stand in our way.

General Hux: Do not let your personal interest stand in the way of-

???: You are dismissed.

Genral Hux: Whoa!

???: Bring me Lord Ra. I will give you a pay raise.

FN-2003: Here you go, sir.

???: Here is your .5% pay raise.

Dogshanks: Welcome to the Fighting Pyramid.

March music plays.

VCE: All hail Commander Darkseid!

Darth Vader March music plays.

Stormtroopers: All hail Lord Vader!

Darth Vader steps into the arena.

George Lucas: Uh Darth?

Darth Vader: Yeah?

George Lucas: You're not in this scene.

Darth Vader: But my music is playing!

George Lucas: Are you hungry? Do you want a donut?

Darth Vader: Cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie.

George Lucas: Could someone get Darth a cookie?

Dogshanks: In the red corner is-

KA-BOOM!

The Death Star lll sends a blast at Middleofnowhere, destroying it.

Everybody: Whoa!

Half of the audience lands on the SHEILD Helicarrier.

Gorilla Grodd: I predict Merlok 2.0 will win, as he is the former head of TARDIS.

Darkseid: Fight! Win! Destroy!

Nick Fury: Please. The Helicarrier was just remodeled.

Darkseid: As you wish.

Nick Fury: Whoa!

Darkseid: Do you beleive you can fly now? Hahahahaha.

Coelophysis: ...

Darkseid: Whoa!

Merlok: It is time for a NEXO scan, to do a little bam-

BAM!

Core Hunter: Haha, 'e missed me, now 'e gotta got-

BAM!

Ceolophysis: ...

Darth Vader's Apprentice: Force choke!

Merlok: Time for a NEXO scan, yes, yes, Sam I Am.

Announcer: NEXO Power: Green Eggs and Ham!

Coelophysis: Grrr...

BAM!

Darkseid: Core Hunter is eliminated!

Merlok 2.0: TARDIS! Attack!

Macy: We have two of the users.

TheAnonymousA: Let us go!

ArcticSeahorse: Yeah!

Merlok 2.0: Never!

Other 4 Users: H4X!

Merlok 2.0: OklGYntujGfWERS!

Coelophysis: ...

Dogshanks: The dreaded Ceolophysis destroyed Merlok 2.0's memory chip after the users hacked into the wizard.

Darkseid: Merlok 2.0 is eliminated.

Ava Prentiss: Good thing I have a 3.0, then.

Coelophysis: ...

DVA: Is that dinosaur for "I am about to eat you"?

Coelophysis: ...

DVA: Well it ain't gonna happen, buddy.

Coelophysis: ...

DVA: "I agree"! What do you mean "I agree"!

Coelophysis: ...

DVA: As in the "I will not eat you but defeat you 'I agree'"?

Coelophysis: ...

DVA: Yes? Whoa!

Darkseid: Coelophysis is the apparent victor of this match.

See the Fighter Rankings as of this battle.

How much did you enjoy Core Hunter vs. Coelophysis vs. Merlok 2.0 vs. Darth Vader's Apprentice? 1 (Least) 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Most)