Nya vs. Curtis Bolt vs. Space Villain

Jack Fury: Begin Intel C½.

Audience: C½?

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Curtis Bolt: Never mind that. Since when did we get an audience?

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Jack Fury: Never mind that, either. All right, let's begin.

Curtis Bolt: We've come a long way in our fight against AntiMatter.

AntiMatter: BUT YOU WON'T WIN.

Curtis Bolt: Quiet!

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Bolt: Anyway, we've got two new villains on our hands.

Bobby Buoy: Ooh! Is it the shark villain and the lightning villain?

Bolt: No, and be quiet.

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Bolt: That wasn't funny.

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Fury: Since when were we aware of the laugh track?

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Bolt: I have no idea. Anyway, the two villains are Nya and Space Villain.

Nya: I am NOT a villain!

Space Villain: Neither am I!

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All eyes turn to Space Villain.

Space Villain: All right, all right! I admit it! I'm a villain!

Bolt: You two aren't even supposed to be here. Now go back to the Fighting Pyramid and train!

Nya and Space Villain leave.

Fury: Aren't you supposed to be there, too?

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Bolt: Listen, I think that laugh track is malfunctioning.

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Bolt: NexoByte, could you please turn off that-

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Bolt: laugh track?

NexoByte: Right away.

NexoByte turns off the laugh track.

Bolt: Thank you. I've never had a Secret Intel with so many interruptions (or laugh track) in my life.

Fury: Aren't these supposed to be Secret Intels?

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Bolt: All right, who's the wise guy who turned on the-

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Wyldstyle: Welcome to You-Know-Where! I'm hungry, so let's get this over with! In the Red Corner is a Lord Garmadon look-alike, Samurai X!

Nya: Actually, my name is-

Wyldstyle: We know. In the Green Corner is the Secret Intel master, Curtis Bolt.

Bolt: That's Agent Curtis Bolt. Anyway, you're going down, servants of AntiMatter!

Nya: When will you ever learn? I'm not a villain.

Space Villain: Neither am I.

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Bolt: Great. The laugh track followed me all the way here.

Wyldstyle: A question about the guy in the Yellow Corner: If Space Villain is not a villain, then why does he have a Blacktron symbol on him.

Space Villain: 'Cause I LOVE Blacktron!

Professor Christina Hydron: I was a Blacktron secretary for three years.

Bolt: Traitor!

Wyldstyle: Moving on… The guy in the Blue Corner is Invizable.

Invizable: FIGHT!

Axel: Hey, I never got to predict!

Invizable: Return to the sea from whence you came!

Axel: Yes, sir.

Bolt: Stud Shooter!

Pew pew pew!

Space Villain: HA! My suit is laser-resistant!

Bolt: But not laser-proof.

Pewpewpewpewpepewpewpewpew!

Space Villain: All right, I get the ol' point! Construct!

Assembly of bricks noise!

Wyldstyle: Wow! He built an entire Blacktron fleet!

Nya: But you said you weren't a villain.

Space Villain: You're right, my name is Space Villain. Blacktron fleet, attack!

''SHRAAAAAAAAK! KA-BOOOOOM!''

Space Villain: What was that?!

Invizable: The Ultra Agents and the Futuron fleet have just arrived.

Nya: Spinjitsu!

Bolt: Classified attack!

WHAM BAM CRACK!

Space Villain: AAAAAAAHH…

Ding!

Invizable: Space Villain is eliminated… not! Because the Blacktron fleet is still present.

Solomon Blaze: We're supporting Bolt!

Futuron General: We're supporting Nya!

Insert five minutes of blasters and explosions here

Wyldstyle: Well, it looks like the Ultra Agents Mission HQ and most of the Blacktron fleet are destroyed. However, Nya has just beaten Curtis Bolt.

Blacktron General: Fire the dreaded weapon.

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Wyldstyle: There goes the entire Futuron fleet! And it looks like they've abducted Nya and are leaving with her!

Invizable: Space Villain wins!

Amset-Ra: Aahh, that was a nice 20-year nap I had. What did I miss?

Wyldstyle: The Futuron and Blacktron fought here, and Space Villain was victorious!

Amset-Ra: Nice. Hey, where's Axel?

Axel: Listen, Portal Emperor, I have all five keys to access the portal. What more could you want?

Portal Emperor: I want $10,000 from your bank account and the latest Friends mini-doll.

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