Time Ninja vs. Mantizoid vs. Soul Archer

Invizable: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Concert House!

Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Invizable: Today we'll be listening to music from my favourite band, Vizzie and the Staff, as well as a headlining performance by Grundal the King!

Lion King: I'm the king! The Lion Kingdom will never be conquered!

Crown King: I, too, am King! King of Crowns, that is what I am!

Grundal: We... Three kings... of LEGOish blocks...

Invizable: Terabyte, it's time to ROCK OUT!!!!!

Spotlights shine down upon Pythor, Sir Pondar, Wyldstyle, Ogel and Inferno, on the Drums, Bass Guitar, Laser Instrument, Piano and Electric Guitar, respectively.

Audience: WOO-HOO!

Invizable: Dum. Dum. Dum. Another one bites the dust!

''Creak! A wild Amset-Ra has appeared!''

Amset-Ra: What are you doing here, Vizzie?

Invizable: We're having a ROCKIN' rock concert!

''Crtskey. Prowv...''

Terabyte: Oops... Looks like we shorted out the main generator, again.

Amset-Ra: Vizzie, we're supposed to have a battle here today!

Invizable: Oops. Oops. Oops. I think I'm gonna bite the dust...

Amset-Ra: You're right about that! You don't get to announce for the next battle! But after that everything's back to normal.

Ogel: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Can I do it? Please?

Amset-Ra: No, you're going back to the dungeons.

Pythor: Pleassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssse?

Amset-Ra: You'll pollute the airwaves with S's and Pythorganda. I think we need Terabyte again.

Terabyte: I've got some more puns ready!

Amset-Ra: Excellent!

Pharaoh Hotep: Ugh... And here I thought I was going to enjoy a rock concert today. How the times have changed.

Terabyte: Welcome to Pharaoh Hotep's Pyro-mid, the only place where there have been more fires than firefighters!

Pharaoh Hotep: You don't WANT to know how expensive that was.

Terabyte: Well it says here your power level needed to be over 9,000 to stop the last fire.

Pharaoh Hotep: Oh, no, I wasn't talking about stopping the fire. I was talking about this new sarcophagus I bought for Amset-Ra. It's fully soundproof so we don't have to listen to his laughter at your so-called “Puns”.

Terabyte: Oh, Well, because of the power problem at Amset-Ra's Pyramid, we're back here.

Pharaoh Hotep: ...And paying by the minute.

Terabyte: Pythor and Pondar are robbing a Brickmart to help pay for the rent.

Tee-Vee: Time Wasting = Positive.

Terabyte: Well then let's not waste any time! Skip awards and miss predictions, falalalala, lalalala!

Dr. Brains: Ah! More Grundalitis!

Terabyte: Don't worry, I have a very good anti-virus. It's technically called Vaccination.

Pharaoh Hotep: Vaccinating you was a mistake I will deeply regret.

Tee-Vee: ERROR. One of my directives is to never allow for the awards and predictions to be skipped.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: The will of Tee-Vee shall be obeyed!

Audience: TEE-VEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Priest of the Tee-Vee: On the 7thbattle day, Tee-Vee saw that there was sinning, and he saw that there were those who would skip the predictions and the awards, and so he said “Let there be a binding clause, to lead the minifigures out of their dark ages and towards the light, the light which on the first day I did create, for I am Tee-Vee, the Alpha Hero, and for I am Tee-Vee, the Benign Force, and for I am Tee-Vee, the Creator...” and so he went on and on and on, until he reached the letter Z, and then he did begin to repeat himself in other languages for the benefit of all.

Terabyte: Well, if Tee-Vee says it shall be, it shall be. Although I suggest we rename him Deity-Vee.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: How dare you insult the almighty, beloved, caring, delightful, enlightened, flamboyant, generous, holy, ingenious, jovial, kissable, loving, matchless, neighbourly, opalescent, pardoning, quizzical, rectangular, sublime, tantalizing, unifying, viridescent, wonderful, xenodochial, youthful, and zealous Tee-Vee, who is not befitting of as lowly a title as “deity”.

Terabyte: Alright then. Axel, spin your wheel and find a prediction for today!

Axel: Heh! I see what you did there. Anyways, I choose Time Ninja.

Terabyte: That's nice of you. Grundal, what do you sing?

Grundal: Hark... the herald... figures sing... glory to... Tahu the Toa...

Tahu: The fire is strong in me.

Pharaoh Hotep: Please, do keep it in you.

Grundal: Peace... on earth... and orthography... mild... Punctuation Penguin... we did decide...

Punctuation Penguin: Thank you, Grundalychus.

Terabyte: And now, in the Red Corner, we have a Ninja who already knows what I'm about to say!

Time Ninja: I don't need to use my power to know that you're going to say my name next.

Terabyte: Time Ninja! Next, in the Yellow Corner, we have Jerry the Mantizoid! Jerry, how do you think we could have fixed the power at Amset-Ra's Pyramid?

Jerry: Um... Bought a new generator?

Terabyte: You were supposed to say that we could have Jerry-Rigged it.

Jerry: Oh. Sorry.

Terabyte: We'll try that again. Hey Jerry, what's your Mantrazoid?

Jerry: My what?

Terabyte: Grr... I don't like you.

Jerry: Um... Okay...

Terabyte: Tee-Vee doesn't like you either.

Tee-Vee: ERROR, File not found.

Terabyte: No one else wants to re-enact Star Wars scenes?

Silence...

Soul Archer: Introduce me! Introduce me!

Terabyte: In the Blue Corner is the Lone Ranger, the Sole Archer. His introduction is brought to you by Dr. Scrubs: Let us shoot some comfort onto the soles of your feet!

Soul Archer: Actually, Dr. Scrubs is brought to you by me!!!!!!!!

Vworp Speid!

Dr. Scrubs: The cursed realm is actually very hygienic! It turns out you can't curse people with a cold, so no one there is sick!

Terabyte: Most interesting. In the Green Corner is Nighton.

Pharaoh Hotep: What? Who's that?

Terabyte: He's the embodiment of nothing.

Nighton: I have nothing to say.

Terabyte: But Tee-Vee does!

Tee-Vee: Bootbattle.exe.

Ring Ring Ring!

Soul Archer: Huh? What? What's going on?

Terabyte: It looks like you fell asleep, but then you were saved by the bell. In the mean Time, the Ninja of the element I just mentioned is already attacking Jerry.

The other people who's names rhyme with Fairy: Go Jerry!

Terabyte: Jerry is having a hard time countering the competence of the Time Ninja!

Soul Archer: I will now win this battle!

Terabyte: Don't get cocky, kid.

Time Ninja: ...Lest you should find yourself dead!

Pow pow!

Soul Archer: You forgot that I'm already dead!

Terabyte: Time Ninja tried to blast Soul Archer into oblivion with a gun, but Soul Archer had a well-timed one-liner ready to back him up.

''Zwoosh! Swah!''

Soul Archer: Ugh!

Tee-Vee: Ring Out = Soul Archer.

Time Ninja: Wow! Even I didn't see that coming!

Terabyte: Jerry used his specialized blades to somehow defeat the Soul Archer. How did he do it? For more on that, we've gone to our on-site interviewer, Dr. Inferno, who really fits in with this Pyromid.

Pharaoh Hotep: It's a pyramid, Mr. Byte.

Dr. Inferno: Jerry! Thank you for sitting down to talk to us today.

Jerry: I'm not – Wait, I am sitting down! How did this happen? I'm supposed to be fighting!

Dr. Inferno: Don't worry. Time Ninja has just been given a free meal in our cafeteria, so he's busy for the moment. Now, Jerry, is it true that you beat Soul Archer in the same manner as the Unidracow won his match, by simply striking at the right time?

Jerry: Well... I guess timing had something to do with it, but it was more about skill.

Dr. Inferno: Are you saying you're a very skilled person?

Jerry: All Mantizoids are. That's why we're tasked with guarding the Insectoid Larvae.

Dr. Inferno: So basically you're saying that you think all other creatures are inferior to Mantizoids?

Jerry: What? No, that's not what I'm saying! I mean, look at the Buggoids and Mosquitoids! They're cool too!

Dr. Inferno: Interesting that you don't mention Craniac, who is known to be an insectoid. Are you excluding him on purpose? That's a form of bullying, you know.

Jerry: What? No, the insectoids are different from buggoids, and he's half cyborg, so-

Dr. Inferno: So you're saying you don't like robots and half robots? Does that mean you don't like Terabyte or Tee-Vee?

Audience: Gasp!

Priest of the Tee-Vee: Sinner!

Jerry: No, I didn't say that!

Dr. Inferno: Well that's all the time we have for today. To summarize, we've been talking to the egocentric Mantizoid-Supremist Jerry, who doesn't like Tee-Vee and bullies Space Criminals like Squidman and Frenzy.

BubbleBomber: Squidman's better than you, Jerry!

Commandosaur: Frenzy's awesome!

Time Ninja: Hey, can someone show me where the cafeteria is? It's pretty easy to get lost in here...

Pharaoh Hotep: We don't have a cafeteria. You're going to have to wait until Amset's pyramid is fixed.

Terabyte: In the mean time, back to the battle!

Audience: Go Time Ninja!

Jerry: What did I do to deserve this?

Terabyte: Nothing. That's just who we are. Evil masterminds bent on destroying the world, who ruin lives for fun!

Jerry: Why destroy the world when you can rule it?

Dr. Inferno: Not grand enough. What's the point of a volcano if you can't kill thousands of pesky agents with it?

Jerry: You can't kill them if they're all dead...

Time Ninja: I see a future where you're dead!

''Woosh! Chop! Counter-Chop!''

Terabyte: An intense battle is developing! Time Ninja is hitting Jerry with his Time Blades, but he isn't having much effect on the tough alien exoskeleton, while Jerry is trying to retaliate with his blades, however he can't hit the tricky time-thief! Who will win? Who will win? Who will lose? Who will lose?

Time Ninja: I think my power is beginning to fail, it's like I'm going forward and then backwards, so I hear everything twice...

Terabyte: Well that would be a very annoying power. Or, it could be useful, because you'll always get to re-hear everything!

Time Ninja: Wait, it might be-

Schop!

Tee-Vee: Ring Out = Time Ninja. Winner = Mantizoid (Jerry).

Terabyte: While the Time Ninja was trying to figure out what went wrong with his power, Jerry finally got him with his knives of surprise!

Amset-Ra: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pharaoh Hotep: You escaped! How!

Lloyd: Wow! He must be the legendary Yellow Ninja!

Pharaoh Hotep: Tee-Vee, please define “Yellow Ninja”.

Tee-Vee: Definition (Yellow_Ninja) = The Ninja of laughter, evildoing, and battles. This Ninja can use the power of laughter to escape the Sarcophagus that Pharaoh Hotep is going to buy, which will be very expensive.

Pharaoh Hotep: Is that actually part of the definition?

Tee-Vee: Affirmative. Lying = False

Terabyte: List author names.

Tee-Vee: Author 1 = Ninja, Time. Author 2 = Penguin, Punctuation.

Terabyte: Well that explains a lot.

Pharaoh Hotep: It wasn't even a funny joke!

Amset-Ra: Can I be something cooler? Like the Golden Ninja? Or the Egyptian Ninja?

Pharaoh Hotep: No more talking, Amset.

Amset-Ra: What about my pyramid? How's it doing?

Pharaoh Hotep: I said no more-

Crash bang!

Wyldstyle: We fixed the pyramid! But you might need someone to fix that wall... Frenzy's a really bad driver.

Frenzy: She was trying to kill me! And we were being chased by giant robot monsters!

Wyldstyle: I can confirm that the second one is not true.

Terabyte: Hah, you said second, and then you said one, so you should have said zero or last!

Pharaoh Hotep: Please, all of you, get out of my pyramid. And don't forget to pay me.

Outside of a Brickmart...

Pythor: Sssssstart the car!

Sir Pondar: I can't! I don't have any hands!

Pythor: Gah! The policccccce are coming!

Sir Pondar: We need assistance! This is Sir Fangar to Amset-Ra's Pyramid, we need assistance!

Silence...

Sir Pondar: Oops, we forgot to connect the radio.

Good Cop: Hey guys! You're under arrest!

Bad Cop: NOT ANYMORE. Come with me, evildoers, and we will rule the world!

Good Cop: Nope! You're definitely under arrest!

Morally Ambiguous Cop: Let's just kill'em and then give their money to the poor and needy.

Meanwhile, in the Cafeteria...

Frenzy: Hello!!!!!!!!! Welcome to AMSET-RA's FIGHTING PYRAMID's CAFETERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will be your chef today. Would you like anything to DEVOUR?

Time Ninja: Yes, I'd like whatever your special is today.

Emmet: I'm the Special!

Frenzy: Then today's special will be Emmet au Érable. SQUIDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get me the SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emmet: Gack! End Transmission!

End Transmission

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