Amset-Ra vs. Jek-14 vs. Battle Mech

Sir Fangar: (British accent) Welcome to Amset-Ra's gloooooorious Fighting Pyramid! Today's gloooooorious match will take place in the gloooooorious part of India where the Adventurers encountered the gloooooorious Tygurah.

Amset-Ra: I'm annoyed by you saying "gloooooorious" all the time.

Sir Fangar: What? Are you telling the gloooooorious Sir Fangar to stop saying "gloooooorious"?

Amset-Ra: ...Yes.

Sir Fangar: Fine then. In the gloooooorious Red Corner is the second most gloooooorious fighter of all, the gloooooorious Amset-Ra!

Amset-Ra: Who, may I ask, is the most glorious?

Sir Fangar: Me, of course! In the gloooooorious Green Corner is a Force-sensitive Sith clone, the gloooooorious Jek-14!

Jek-14: I am ready to fight... FOR THE SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE!

Sir Fangar: Aren't we all. In the gloooooorious Yellow Corner is a mysteriously gloooooorioous Battle Mech.

Battle Mech: Targeting systems online. Currently connected to router arfp. Signal strength: Excellent.

Sir Fangar: And now a gloooooorious word from Pythor.

Pythor: Thisss looksss like a really interesssting match. My choiccce isss Battle Mech.

Amset-Ra: Ahem.

Pythor: OK. Amssset-Ra it isss.

Sir Fangar: The gloooooorious Minifigure of the Week is Mr. Gold!

Mr. Gold: AAAAHHHHHH!

Fangirls: EEEEEE! IT'S MR. GOLD! IT'S MR. GOLD!

FLASH FLASH FLASH!

Sir Fangar: The gloooooorious User of the Week is Commandosaur, for offering to vote in the gloooooorious Battle Mech if Punctuation Penguin couldn't. Pythor?

Pythor: Fight!

GOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGG!

Amset-Ra: That gong goes everywhere we go, doesn't it? Anyway, Corona!

BZZZZZZNNNNNN...

Battle Mech: Critical damage to the motherboard. Initiating Rocket Combo.

Pow pow whoosh pow!

Jek-14: Yikes! Invisibility!

Vorp!

Sir Fangar: Amset-Ra nearly fried the gloooooorious Battle Mech, who punched the gloooooorious Jek-14, who became invisible! What a gloooooorious match!

Amset-Ra: Mummy's Curse!

GLOCK!

Sir Fangar: Battle Mech is locked inside a gloooooorious sarcophagus!

Jek-14: Force Lightning!

ZAAAAAAAP!

Amset-Ra: Yaziziziziziz! Corona!

BZZZZZZNNNNNNN...

Pythor: YAZIZIZIZIZ! Watch it, Pharaoh!

Amset-Ra: Sorry, it's just that Jek-14 is invisible.

BASH BASH BASH!

Amset-Ra: What?!

Battle Mech: Initiating Death From Above.

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!

BOOOOM BOOOOM BOOOOM BOOOOM!

Amset-Ra: AAAAAAHHHHHH!

Pythor: Amssset-Ra isss out. Payback for zapping me earlier!

Jek-14: Deconstruct!

KCILCKCILCKCILCKCILCKCILC...

Jek-14: I missed!

Battle Mech: Increasing defense.

Hours later...

Pythor: *yawn* Ssstop. Thisss match isss over. It'sss a tie.

Sir Fangar: Wow, our first-ever gloooooorious tie! Where are the original gloooooorious staff?

Amset-Ra: They're all back at the Fighting Pyramid convincing the movers that the wiki does not need to be moved.

Commandosaur: It doesn't?

Amset-Ra: That's right! The next several matches will take place back at the Fighting Pyramid.

???: RRRRROOOOOAAAARRRRR!

Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHH!

Sir Fangar: IT'S THE GLOOOOOORIOUS TYGURAH!

Amset-Ra: END TRANSMISSION!!!

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