Café Clip 15

What do minifigures eat? Don't ask Frenzy...

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''It is a normal day in the Cafeteria... Or so they thought...''

Frenzy: Hello everyone, and welcome to the first episode of "Cooking with a Crazy Crook"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squidman: You have enough exclamatory outburst now.

Frenzy: GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today, we're going to be learning how to cook a delicious Soupe au LEGO. First, we need a Cooking Pot!!!!!!!!!!

Squidman throws a Cooking Pot to Frenzy.

Frenzy: Now we need some WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE NINJA OF WATER!

Nya: Woah, back off! Water power!

Kai: I'll defend you, Nya! Fire power!

Frenzy: Gah! A little violent, but it will do. Now we have the water in the pot, and the fire to heat it up.

Johnny Thunder: Time to get out of here!

Frenzy: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need your hat!

Frenzy grabs Johnny Thunder's hat and drops it into the soup.

Johnny Thunder: Gah! That's an irreplaceable collectible!

Frenzy: Don't worry, you can get a new one at Brickmart. However, there are a few collectibles we're going to need. 12 Jade Blades!

Frenzy pulls 12 Jade Blades out of a bag.

Master Chen: Don't drop those into the water! They dissolve easily!

Frenzy: That's the point!

''Plop. Sizzle.''

Frenzy: If you listen closely with your mouth, you can see the beautiful scent of Jade dissolving into the water.

Laval: Wow! I feel what you mean!

Frenzy: It's a good thing you're here!

Laval: Why?

Frenzy: We need some Chi!

Frenzy steals the Chi from Laval's vehicle and throws it into the soup.

Laval: Dad's going to KILL me for that...

Frenzy: Not if you give him some of this delicious soup! Unfortunately, we can't taste it yet because it isn't finished. Luckily some of the ingredients are in my bag right here! Jack Fury's Ultra Armour...

Plop!

Frenzy: Ogel's Ice Orbs...

Plop!

Squidman: Here's the Headdress that Invizable won!

Throw!

Frenzy: Delicious!

Plop!

Frenzy: The Mask of Light...

Plop!

Frenzy: All 5 Keys for the Portal to Atlantis! As well as the weird Purple one.

Plop plop plop plop plop plop!

Frenzy: Vampyre's Moonstone, and his bat!

Bat: Screech!

Plop woosh!

Frenzy: Some Energy Crystals, a few old syringes, some underwater treasure, lots of strange weapons from Classic Space, Castle, and Pirates...

Splash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sue Montana: How did you fit all that into your bag?

Frenzy: I stole it from Brickmart! Now, it should be nearly finished. If you want, you can add in some LEGO Minifigures Base Plate Crumbs to give it a more diverse flavour. It's been about ten seconds so it's probably cooked! If we dump in some Kragle...

Squirt!

Frenzy: ...Then it should be finished! This also works as a great dipping sauce for Dollar Bills!

Johnny Thunder: Can we have our accessories back now?

Frenzy: Sorry, they've been reduced to a gooey substance... Gah! I forgot to put in your cape, Squidman!

Squidman: What?!!?!?!?!?! Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!