User blog:NexoByte/Frenzy's Christmas Carol, Part 1

A rendition of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Frenzy as Ebenezer Scrooge.

LEGO City, December 24, 5:28 PM.

Frenzy is in the cold winter streets, making a living by swindling the poor.

Livi the Pop Star: My microphone!

Daredevil: My cape!

Wyldstyle: My hair!

Frenzy: Glorious magical HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir Fangar: Only I can get the glooooooooorious honor of saying that word.

Frenzy: Oh.

Frenzy runs into his store with his stolen goods and puts them up on the shelves.

Frenzy: Wyldstyle hair, $69.99!!!!!!!!! They don't come CHEAP!!!!!!!!! Get yours TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Same goes with all the other stuff in Frenzy and Wrayth Mart!

Bobby "Cratchit" Buoy emerges from the back room.

Bobby: Phew! I can't lift another box. Can I get a raise?

Frenzy: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bobby: Why not?

Frenzy: Because I'm Frenzy McScrooge and I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bobby: Can I go home now?

Frenzy: You need to steal about 300 more items, then you can GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bobby: Okay...

A few hours later, at Frenzy's apartment...

Frenzy: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so insane, the door knocker turned into BAD COP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''Frenzy sits in the couch with a cup of cocoa. Suddenly, he hears something in the chimney.''

Frenzy: BURGULARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''Wrayth Marley appears, bound in chains. (We all know he's the Chain Master.)''

Wrayth: McScroooooooooge... McScrooooooooooge...

Frenzy: Man, that's the weirdest burgular I've ever SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wrayth: Frenzy, I've come to warn you that your library books are thirty seconds overdue.

Frenzy: So?

Wrayth: Oh, and tonight, you'll be visited by three ghosts. Each ghost will give you a guided tour of the city.

Frenzy: YAY!!!!!!!! More HALLUCINATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wrayth: No, McScrooge. These ghosts are real. They each own a giant pet Rock Monster that will maul you if you don't obey them. And if you don't obey me, I'll make you a Chain Apprentice. Now if you'll excuse me, I have more houses to haunt. I'm on a tight schedule this time of year.

Wrayth leaves.

Frenzy: HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be continued...