User blog:NexoByte/Not So Ultra Agents, Part 5: Hurricane Heist

Jack Fury is going on a date with Caila Phoenix.

Caila: So, where should we go tonight?

Jack: How about the movies? Tickets for HULKBUSTERZ!!! are half price.

Caila: Nah, I'm not a Marvel fan. What else is there?

Jack: Oh, haw about the latest Monty Pythor movie?

Caila: Deal! But first, I need to run over to the bank to deposit a check.

Jack and Caila go to the bank.

Jack: Whoa, this place looks like a museum...

They see Breezor and Tormak hiding behind a pillar.

Breezor: Fix-it-fix-it-fix-it-fix-it-fix-it-fix-it-fi-

Tormak slaps Breezor like the snooze button on an alarm clock.

Tormak: Quiet! You'll blow our cover!

Sir Fangar and Stealthor enter.

Sir Fangar: Did I blow your gloooooorious cover? So sorry about that, but you'll have to come with us to our gloooooorious hideout.

Stealthor: Plus, the boss promised to give me a raise if we caught you.

Sir Fangar: I never said that, you gloooooorious nincompoop!

An Astor City Policeman enters.

Policeman: Sorry about the imconvenience, but the four of you Chima characters will have to leave.

Tormak: Why is that?

Stealthor: Quiet! Prisoners aren't allowed to talk!

Policeman: Because you don't belong in this Ultra Agents App parody that BubbleBomber is writing.

The fourth wall falls on the Chima characters.

Policeman: Oh well, I guess that works, too. Ah, looks like we have some Ultra Agents. What can I do for you today?

Caila: I'd like to deposit a check, please.

???: And I'd like to make a withdrawal... OF THE WHOLE BANK!

Policeman: By Ole Kirk Christiansen! How did you slip in here unnoticed?!

Psyclone: When the fourth wall fell on those bipedal animals, it allowed me to slip my vehicle in here. And don't you stat another running gag on this site.

Policeman: Eeek! Another fourth wall is falling!!

Jack: Stay calm!

Policeman: But I am calm!

A chunk of the fourth wall falls on Psyclone's vehicle.

Psyclone: This bank is too dangerous. I think I'll try the First Astor Bank in Uptown.

Psyclone leaves.

Caila: After him!

Jack: No, you go! I need to calm down this officer!

Caila: *sigh* Let's both go.

Eventually, Jack and Caila catch up to Psyclone.

Jack: You're under arrest!

Psyclone: Isn't it a bit early to say that?

Caila: By the way, how did you get those teeth marks on your fan?

Psyclone: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

At a signal from Jack, both agents shoot down Psyclone's vehicle.

Psyclone: But I never turned my vehicle into a mech...!

Later...

Caila: Who's going to gather all the money?

Jack: Fortunately, the money never left the bank.

Caila: Shall we continue our date?

Jack: With pleasure!

At AntiMatter's Portal Hideout...

AntiMatter: GAH! I JUST LOST PSYCLONE! BUBBLEBOMBER! TERABYTE! ATTACK THEIR MOBILE HEADQUARTERS!

Both: Yes, Master.

Toxikita: What about me?

AntiMatter: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL PART 8. NOW INTRODUCE THESE NEW VILLAINS.

Toxikita: These are Drillclops, Spiable, and Invizex.

Spyclops: Wrong! Our names are Spyclops, Invizable, and Drillex!

AntiMatter: I LIKE THE NAME DRILLCLOPS.

Invizable: I deserve to be second-in-command. After all, I won the first season at ARFP.

AntiMatter: YES, YOU DID DEFEAT THE FIGHTER WHO DEFEATED ME, BUT YOU BEAT ME IN ROUND 3! NEVERTHELESS, YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

Invizable: Thank you!

Drillex: I HAVE FURY!!

Toxikita: You remind me of a Mario villain from a popular DS game...

Drillex: I will have the smashing of the agents of my disliking!

AntiMatter: YOU'RE WORSE THAN CLOUSE. REMIND ME NOT TO GIVE YOU A PAYCHECK.

Drillex: Oh, I'm just kidding. Ze Ultra Agents, zey shall be, how you say, obliterated!

AntiMatter: THAT'S BETTER.

At the Ultra Agents Mission HQ...

Solomon: I'm happy to see Jack and Caila dating.

Curtis: Me, too.

An alarm goes off.

Professor Christina Hydron: Emergency! Two powerful villains are coming here!

Solomon: Oh, no. One of them is a Wikia user.

Curtis: That's the fifth time someone has broken the fourth wall in this part!

Professor: Make that sixth.

Curtis: Max?

Max stumbles over the controls of his Quad Bike, and it takes off.

Curtis: This must be our shortest cutscene yet.

Professor: Seventh.

TO BE CONTINUED...