Metalbeard vs. Invizable

Metalbeard: Ahoy there me hearties! Today's battle will take place on me very own Sea Cow!

Amset-Ra: Fighters aren't supposed to announce. We're fighting on the Sea Cow because Sting Rayzor (aka Axel) is terrorizing the Fighting Pyramid.

Dr. Inferno: And my favourite Taco Tuesday commercial was on TV at that time, too... In the red corner- There isn't any red corner.

Amset-Ra: That can be arranged!

Amset-Ra throws down some red and blue plates.

Dr. Inferno: What about the green and yellow corners?

Amset-Ra: Eh, don't worry about them for now.

Dr. Inferno: In the red corner-

Metalbeard: Ahoy there me hearties now walk the plank!

Amset-Ra, Ogel, and Lance Spears: ...

Dr. Inferno: In the blue corner- Hey, the blue corner is empty!

Amset-Ra: Where's Invizable?!

...

Amset-Ra: We'll carry on without him.

Ogel: But Metalbeard is the only other fighter.

Amset-Ra: You're right.

Dr. Inferno: IN THE BLUE CORNER-

???: I was here all along.

Vorp!

Everyone: INVIZABLE!

Amset-Ra: Save the pranks for the battle. The president of the Brickipedian Admin Council informed me this morning that it might be a little too early to deal out Fighter of the Week awards. So instead, the Minifigure of the Week awards will be passed out! This week's award goes to Jawson!

Jawson: JAWSOME! Jawson is a winner!

Amset-Ra: That's jawsome- oops, I mean awesome. This week's User is our first user fan, Punctuation Penguin!

Punctuation Penguin: Yay! I'm a winner!

Amset-Ra: Everybody plays, everybody wins!

Ogel: We can't say the same for Benny, AntiMatter, or Lance Spears.

Lance Spears: Aaaaahhhhhh...

Splash!

Amset-Ra: Uh-oh, looks like we'll need a new predictor! How about the award winners?

Jawson: Jawson will vote for Metalbeard, because he's JAWSOME!

Metalbeard: I'm jawsome? I'm not a dragon!

Punctuation Penguin: I'll vote for Invizable. He's probably got several different tricks up his sleeve.

Invizable: Well put.

Ogel: With that... Fight!

GOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGG!!

Amset-Ra: I like the ship's gong better than my own bell!

Invizable: Now you see me...

Vorp!

Invizable: Now you don't!

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK...

Dr. Inferno: I can't tell what he is building because the bricks are invisible... Oh wait! I see a safe! I also see a couch floating in the water!

Emmet: This is my double-decker couch, where we can watch TV and be buddies!

Batman: You are so disappointing on so many levels...

Emmet: I remember hearing this conversation before...

Bounce, bounce, bounce...

Metalbeard: Shiver me timbers! A bouncing Micro Manager!

''BOOM! CHOMP! KA-CHUNK! INSERT EXPLOSION NOISE HERE!''

Dr. Inferno: Metalbeard has destroyed the safe, which is not a Micro Manager, Metalbeard. You know better.

Invizable: Well played, pirate mech-

Metalbeard: ARRRRGH!

''KA-CHUNK! KA-CHUNK! KA-CHUNK!''

Dr. Inferno: Metalbeard is swinging his sword wildly.

Metalbeard: What does it look like, matey, a square dance?!

Invizable: As a matter of fact, it does.

Metalbeard: Huh?

Vorp!

Metalbeard: Aha!

Slip

Metalbeard WHOA!

''CLUNK! Splash!''

Emmet: Hi, Metalbeard! We can watch TV and be buddies!

Batman: You are still disappointing on so many levels...

Ogel: Invizable is the winner!

Punctuation Penguin: How did you do it? What made Metalbeard slip?

Invizable: Invisible minifigures like me can eat invisible food, so Metalbeard slipped on an invisible banana peel.

Metalbeard: I WILL HAVE ME REVENGE, MATEY!

Amset-Ra: Maybe you will in Round 2, since you beat AntiMatter. Well, I need to go fight Sting Rayzor.

Everyone: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T!

Amset-Ra: I can, and I will. So long.

...

Splash!

Amset-Ra: Whoops, forgot I was on a ship!

Dr. Inferno tosses a life preserver to Amset-Ra.

Ogel: ...End transmission...

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