Amset-Ra vs. Pharaoh Hotep

Dr. Inferno: The epic battle between Amset-Ra and Pharaoh Hotep will take place on the Scorpion Pyramid balcony! This is Dr. Inferno, announcing from my awesome robot and… uh… what's that?

Agent Chase: You're under arrest, Inferno!

Dr. Inferno: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you've got the wrong guy!

FWOOOOOOOOM!

Agent Chase: HOT HOT HOT!

Dr. Inferno: Your vote, Axel?

Axel: Amset-Ra. I'd be killed otherwise.

Pharaoh Hotep: No you wouldn't.

Amset-Ra: Yes you would!

Dr. Inferno: Ogel?

Ogel: Fight!

…

Ogel: We forgot the bell.

Amset-Ra: Never mind. Corona!

Pharaoh Hotep: Corona!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN…

Dr. Inferno: Wow, they're really blocking each other's attacks!

Pharaoh Hotep: Re-Gou Shield!

Amset-Ra: Super Corona!

Repeat that earlier sound effect

30 minutes later…

Amset-Ra: I have you now.

Whomp!

Amset-Ra: Goodbye.

Pharaoh Hotep: Is this a-

Ka-chunk!

Pharaoh Hotep: AAAHHH!

''Whomp! Clonk clonk clonk!''

Dr. Inferno: Amset-Ra has thrown Pharaoh Hotep onto the trap door and activated it!

Pharaoh Hotep: You forgot… about the ruby…

Re-Gou Ruby: Targeting systems online. Initiating Re-Gou Beam.

Amset-Ra: Wait, what?

BZZZZZNNNNN!

Amset-Ra: Yaziziziziziziziziziziziziziziziziziziz!

Thud

Ogel: Pharaoh Hotep wins!

Dr. Inferno: Just when Amset-Ra thought he won, the ruby zapped him. Cool. Anyway, let's get back to fighting the Agents!

Vroom!

Luke Skywalker: Robot in sight. Fire the harpoon, Dak!

Dak Ralter: Roger!

Chink!

Dr. Inferno: Now just a minute!

Whoosh whoosh whoosh…

Dr. Inferno: Whoooooaaaaaaa!

CRASH!

Dr. Inferno: I'M NOT AN AT-AT!

Luke Skywalker: We're a mech-tripping company, remember?

Ogel: End transmission.

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