User blog:NexoByte/Not So Ultra Agents: Interlude 1

At the Ultra Agents Mission HQ...

Solomon: Everyone, get your rears over here. I want you to meet two new recruits. This is Trey Swift, who is so fast that he cleared seventh grade in two days. Steve Zeal here is so slow that it takes him two days just to tie his shoe laces.

Trey: Higuys! IlovetheUltraAgents! Sowhoisthebadguy? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Steve: Hhhheeeelllllllloooo.

Max: I think our author went overboard with the Trey-is-fast-and-Steve-is-slow thing.

Solomon: Quiet! You'll break the fourth wall! And by the way, you and Jack are supposed to be gone until Part 11!

Max: Fine...

They leave.

Caila: Didn't you just break the fourth wall yourself?

Solomon: Let's not talk about it. Oh, and since Professor Hydron ditched us in pursuit of a new career, we need a new professor. Any ideas?

Trey: ProfessorHale?

Solomon: No, he lives too far away.

Steve: Pppprrrrooooffffeeeessssssssoooorrrr Hhhhyyyyddddrrrroooonnnn?

Solomon: You weren't listening.

Curtis: How about Professor Brainstein?

Solomon: You mean that cranky old geezer who lives in that haunted tower called the Peak? Oh well, he'll do.

Curtis: And let's not forget about our new secr-

End transmission.

Meanwhile...

''AntiMatter is sitting in a sofa. A telephone is on a table next to him.''

AntiMatter: INVIZEX, YOU WILL INFILTRATE THE ULTRA AGENT'S NEW-

Spyclops: Can't you get our names right? Anyway, yes, sir.

AntiMatter: DRILLCLOPS, SPIABLE, YOU WILL AWAIT MY COMMAND. UNTIL THEN-

Rrrring rrrring rrrring

AntiMatter: HELLO?... YES, THIS IS ANTIMATTER... GOOD... GOOD, I'M GLAD YOU DECIDED TO DROP BY THE STORE TODAY. YOU KNOW WINTER WILL BE SETTING IN SOON... WHAT'S THAT?... WELL, THE ARMOR ISN'T NECESSARY, ALTHOUGH IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THOSE AGENTS... YES, I WILL SEND SPIABLE AND BUBBLEBOMBER TO ACCOMPANY YOU... OKAY... GOOD. HAVE A SAFE TRIO, HONEY. GOODBYE. (hangs up) THAT WAS TOXIKITA.

Drillex: Ze name is Drillex, not Spiable!

AntiMatter: WHATEVER. SHE REPORTS THAT THANKS TO A DEFECTING GAS TANK, INFEARNO ESCAPED FROM THE SPACE POLICE. OH, AND YOU AND BUBBLEBOMBER WILL ASSIST HER IN A RAID ON THE PEAK.

BubbleBomber: Your wish is my command, Lord AntiMatter!

AntiMatter: GOOD. LISTEN, BUBBLEBOMBER, I THIMK YOU'RE THE MOST LOYAL HEMCHMAN OF MINE. IF YOU SUCCEED, I WILL REWARD YOU GREATLY.

Invizable: I heard that!

AntiMatter: QUIET, DRILLCLOPS. BOY, I STILL LOVE THAT NAME.

Invizable: Fine. By the way, the all-caps thing is getting annoying. Can you try something else.

AntiMatter: Will this suffice?

Invizable: I guess so, for now.

BubbleBomber: Looks great!

AntiMatter: Good. However, it won't be permanent. LIKE SO. END TRANSMISSION.