Alien vs. Lord Garmadon

Wyldstyle: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid, going on tour! Today's stop: the Mos Eisley Cantina!

Jar Jar Binks: Mesa lost. Can yousa find Jedi and Annie?

Wyldstyle: You mean Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Anakin Skywalker? Then you're supposed to be in Mos Espa, not Mos Eisley.

Jar Jar Binks: Oh. Mesa really lost.

Lord Garmadon: Get lost!

Jar Jar Binks: But…

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK

Wyldstyle: Is it really necessary to turn him into a barber pole?

Lord Garmadon: Hey, as long as I have this doodad, it is. Besides, the sky's the limit for creativity.

Lord Business: HEY! I thought I banned creativity!

Wyldstyle: Did you know that you have to be creative to stop creativity?

Lord Business: AAARGH! Foiled again!

Wyldstyle: Haha. Invizable has been missing all morning, so here is our new ref, Tee-Vee!

Everyone nearby: TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE!

Amset-Ra: All right, now, let's enter.

As soon as they enter, the cantina music begins playing.

Cantina Owner: HEY! We don't serve droids here!

Amset-Ra: Well, technically, Tee-Vee is not a droid, and you're not serving him. He is just-

Clink!

Amset-Ra: You have a trap door?!

Cantina Owner: Yup.

Invizable: Hi, guys. I was just checking out the local bowling alley.

Cantina Owner: Mos Eisley has a bowling alley?

Invizable: Opened today.

Cantina Owner: …How weird is that…

Wyldstyle: Let's get down to business, shall we? On the left side of the cantina is the underestimated underdog, Alien.

Alien: Neither of those traits suit me, Garmadon!

Wyldstyle: On the right side of the cantina is the overestimated overcat, Lord Garmadon!

Lord Garmadon: What's an overcat?

Wyldstyle: The Fighter of the Week is Jek-14, and the User of the Week is Schtickman, for adding many of the Ultra Agents pictures!

Rudo Villano: Grrr!

Señor Palomar: He doesn't like you.

Axel: Um… a little help here?

Señor Palomar: I don't like you either.

Axel: You don't?

Señor Palomar: You better watch yourself. We're wanted men.

Wyldstyle: And now, a word from Axel.

Axel: HEEEEELP!

Wyldstyle: That's not what I meant.

Amset-Ra: Corona!

BZZZZZZZZZNNNNNN… Sizzle

Axel: Thanks! I'm voting for Lord Garmadon, as Alien is just a pushover.

Alien: What?

Wyldstyle: Remember, the winner fights AntiMatter, who is back at the UAMHQ removing the Sea Cow and cleaning up.

Alien: Ohhh nooo! Not AntiMatter!

Alien flees.

Amset-Ra: OH COME ON! WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED THE MATCH, COWARD!

KA-BOOM ZARK ZARK ZARK BOOOOOM!

…

Wyldstyle: Well, there goes the cantina, and Garmadon with it.

Alien: Nothing the ETX Alien Mothership can't handle!

Alien Queen: When did I give you permission to fly that thing?!

Amset-Ra: End tramsmission.

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