User blog:Surtatb2007/New Year's Eve 2019 Part 2

Because I needed a snack.

Crowd: VIZZIE!

Frenzy: Let the battle begin!

Wyldstyle: And it's off to the races! Toxikita splashes a can of acid on the field, corroding Tee-Vee's central wiring, but that doesn't stop a god!

Tee-Vee: New wiring downloaded. Extermination protocol 3.0 activated?

Invizable: What happened to protocols 1 and 2?

Tee-Vee: I used them to kill my last few opponents.

Invizable: Wow. That's- darker than I expected.

ZapZapZapZapZap!

Wyldstyle: Tee-Vee has opened fire, seconds before a new decade begins. Wait? What's that noise?

Mysterious noise: Ten!

The stadium starts shaking.

Mysterious noise: Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five!

Amset-Ra: What's going on? Ogel? Are you behind this? Dad, where exactly are we?

Pharaoh Hotep: We're inside the Times Square Crystal Ball.

Amset-Ra: What?

Pharaoh Hotep: You asked to be surprised.

Amset-Ra: You fool! We have five seconds until the pyramid, and everyone in it, is destroyed!

Pharaoh Hotep shrugs.

Humans outside: Four! Three!

Frenzy: We're all gonna die!

Pharaoh Hotep: Not me! I'm immortal!

''Crowd screams. People scramble for the doors, but the ball tilts sideways.''

Humans outside: Two!

Amset-Ra: Brace for impact!

Humans outside: One!

Amset-Ra: Wait? What happened? We're not all smashed to bits.

Frenzy: Look! We have a new god!

Frenzy points to a glowing shape outside.

Priest of Tee-Vee: That is sacrilegious!

Amset-Ra: Who is that?

New God: Where's Fury?

Amset-Ra: Who's Fury?

Frenzy: I'll do you one better. What's Fury?

New God: Nick Fury. The director of SHIELD.

Amset-Ra: What's SHIELD?

New God: I'm not supposed to know yet? I think it's been retconned.

Amset-Ra: Anyways, who are you?

Captain Marvel: I'm Captain Marvel.

Humans below: Happy New Year!

End transmission