Jek-14 vs. Alien vs. Unikitty

Invizable: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Glorious Fighting Pyramid!

Sir Fangar: Stop stealing my gloooooorious style!

Amset-Ra: Yeah, Vizzie. Cut it out.

Invizable: (I haven't been called that in a long time.) In the Red Corner is my favorite Sith clone, Jek-14!

Jek-14: I am ready to fight… FOR PETE'S SAKE!

Invizable: Who's Pete?

Jek-14: No idea.

Invizable: In the Green Corner is the appropiately green Alien!

Alien: Uh… What do I do?!

Alien Queen: All right, whose idea was this to vote in only one alien drone?!

Commandosaur: It was mine, Your Majesty.

Alien Queen: Yours! Well, it's too late to change the vote now.

Emmet: Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Vote me in!

Amset-Ra: No.

Alien Queen: Commander 6, you're in charge of this Alien.

Alien Commander: At your service, Your Majesty!

Invizable: In the Yellow Corner is the failed science experiment, Unikitty!

Unikitty: What?!

Unikitty morphs into Angry Kitty. Amset-Ra throws a bucket of water on Unikitty and she changes back to normal.

Unikitty: Rest assured that I will beat you both.

Jek-14: Not likely!

Invizable: Has the envelope containing the award winners' names arrived yet?

Amset-Ra: It finally has! The Minifigure of the Week is Wyldstyle!

Wyldstyle: Yeah!

The User of the Week is Brick Creeper.

Brick Creeper: Hi, NexoByte!

Amset-Ra: I am not NexoByte!

Brick Creeper: My mistake.

Amset-Ra: Yes, it was. Axel?

Axel: Jek-14.

Amset-Ra: Eeeeeexcellent. Ferno?

Dr. Inferno: Fight fight fight!

DING DING DING!

Veeorrrrrrnnnnnnn…

Invizable: Jek-14 is charging an attack…

Jek-14: Force Lightning!

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Unikitty: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ!

Invizable: …and has zapped Unikitty! Oh WOW, I've never seen anyone being zapped that hard before.

Alien Commander: FIRE!

''ZARK! ZARK! ZARK! ZARK!''

Jek-14: Yaziziziz!

Unikitty: Headbonk!

Bonk!

'Jek-14: Ow! My hand!

Unikitty: Now you know the true power of a Unikitty!

Jek-14: I hope you know the true power of a Jek-14.

''ZARK! ZARK! ZARK! ZARK!''

Unikitty: YAZIZIZIZIZ! Transform!

Vorp!

''BING! BING! BING! BING!''

Invizable: The Alien's shots are bouncing off of Unikitty's spacesuit.

Jek-14: Mega-Deconstruct!

KCILCKCILCKCILCKILCKCILCKCILCKCILC!

Amset-Ra: MY ARENA!

Invizable: Jek-14 is tearing apart the pyramid! Everyone run for cover!

CRUMBLE CRUMBLE CRAAAAAASH!

When the dust clears...

Amset-Ra: Well, we're all safe. Who's the champion?

??? Me!

Everyone: ALIEN?!

Alien: Wow, I can't believe I'm the first to make it out alive!

Unikitty: I thought princesses live happily ever after...

Amset-Ra: Yup.

Jek-14: Grooooaaann... End transmission...

See the Fighter Rankings as of this battle.

How much did you enjoy Jek-14 vs. Alien vs. Unikitty? 1 (Least) 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (Most)