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| This is the second battle of Season 1. |
| Season 1, Round 1, Battle 2 (2nd battle overall) |
| Written by NexoByte on January 11, 2015 |
Dr. Inferno |
Ogel |
Axel |
AntiMatter What a guy. He's even more evil than I am... |
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin |
Nominated by |
Nominated by |
Metalbeard Now this is one weird but powerful pirate. |
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin |
The Battle
Dr. Inferno: *sigh* Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid...
Amset-Ra: Chin up!
Dr. Inferno looks straight up.
Dr. Inferno: EEK! A SPIDER!
Spyclops: Hahahahaha!
Amset-Ra: Corona!
BZZZZZZZZZZNNNNNNNNNN...
Sizzle...
Dr. Inferno: And Spyclops is fried to a crisp by Amset-Ra!
Amset-Ra: You're not supposed to announce that. Hop to it, Hordika! (I like that name for a nerdy scientist.)
Toa Hordika: That's TOA Hordika!
Dr. Inferno starts jumping.
Amset-Ra: It's just an expression.
Dr. Inferno: Oh. In the red corner - (puts on dark sunglasses) - is the guy behind all of Astor City's recent attacks, ANTIMATTER!
AntiMatter: WHOSE MECH IS THIS, THAT I HAVE TO FIGHT IT?
Metalbeard: It's ME mech, matey, and it ain't no mech!
Amset-Ra: Why are you wearing those sunglasses?
Dr. Inferno: I'm not going to faint again looking at AntiMatter. Anyway, in the blue corner is "me mech", Metalbeard!
Metalbeard: I'll teach ye that it ain't a mech!
Amset-Ra: Save the heat for the war. This week, I'm going to start the Fighter of the Week and User of the Week awards! This week's fighter is the valiant spaceship fan, Benny!
Benny: Spaceship spaceship SPACESHIIIIP!!!
Amset-Ra: Like always. The User of the Week is our bureaucrat of Brickipedia, ToaMatau2004!
The entire audience applauds.
ToaMatau2004: Thank you all. I try to keep Brickipedia looking its best.
Amset-Ra: That's awesome. Hey, since Axel is now a villain, I dragged in this guy from work.
Lance Spears: Axel, a villain? Why, he would never! Uh, what am I supposed to do?
Amset-Ra: Tell us who you think will win.
Lance Spears: AntiMatter, obviously. I mean, look at him! He's just... just... awesome!
Amset-Ra: Mm-hmm. Ogel?
Ogel: Fight!
DING DING DING!
AntiMatter: I WILL TEACH YOU THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS.
MetalBeard: Aye, right. CANNON!
BOOM! VORP!
AntiMatter: PATHETIC.
Dr. Inferno: AntiMatter used a portal to absorb Metalbeard's cannonball.
Metalbeard: Shiver me timbers! CUTLASS!
KA-CHUNK!
AntiMatter: YOU HAVE NO TIMBERS TO SHIVER. AND YOU MISSED YOUR ATTACK.
Metalbeard: That's obvious, matey. SEA COW, APPEAR!
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AntiMatter: TALKING TO MAKE-BELIEVE SHIPS WILL GET YOU NOWHERE. NOW FACE THE PORTAL!
WHOOOOOOOOSH!!!
Metalbeard: Don't it look like I'll go in there! I'm too heavy, matey!
AntiMatter: I'M NOT DONE YET.
VORP! WHOOOOOOOOSH!
Metalbeard: WHOOOOOAAAAAaaaaa...
CLANG!
Ogel: Metalbeard is the winner!
Metalbeard: With a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of... argh, I forgot the word.
Ogel: Rum.
Dr. Inferno: AntiMatter relocated the portal directly underneath Metalbeard, and he fell through. But AntiMatter took no notice of the portal directly above him, and Metalbeard crushed him.
Amset-Ra: Well, Lance, you guessed wrong.
Lance Spears: There's always next ti- Hey, who's THAT guy?!
Amset-Ra: Oh, him? That's Axel.
Lance Spears: He looks nothing like Axel.
Sting Rayzor: Yaaaaaah!
Amset-Ra: ACK!
Ogel: End transmission.
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See the Fighter Rankings as of this battle.
| Season 1 Battles | |
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| Round 1 | First Half: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 Second Half: 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 |
| Round 2 | First Half: 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 Second Half: 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 |
| Round 3 | First Half: 21 Second Half: 43 |
| Championship | 44 |
| Specialty | Amset-Ra vs. Sting Rayzor | Amset-Ra vs. Pharaoh Hotep |