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Season 3, Round 1, Battle 44 (137th battle overall)
Written by Weasel23 on February 21, 2019
The Announcer

The Referee

The Predictor

The Red Corner
Come with me, and you’ll see, a world of pure extermination...

Unranked; 0-1
Nominated by NexoByte
The Green Corner

Nominated by
The Yellow Corner

Nominated by
The Blue Corner
Rex Dangervest
Rex dangervest
He just likes dinosaurs, okay?

Nominated by Punctuation Penguin

Before the Battle

In the sinister depths of the cafe...

Wee woo! Wee woo! Wee woo!

Amset-Ra: Alright, what's going on here? I want answers.

Frenzy: Infearno's set off all the smoke detectors! Whatever shall we do?!

Snake: Never fear! Super Snake is here!

Amset-Ra: Cringe intensifies.

The front door flies open and Pythor leaps in.

Pythor: Howdy y'all! Did I misssss anything?

Amset-Ra: Eeeeh, not mu- wha?! Your skin's purple?!

Pythor: Correct. Just the way it'sssss sssssupposssed to be.

Amset-Ra: Ah. Right.

Rex: Can we get on with the battle? I'm getting tired.

Amset-Ra: No u…

The Battle

Wyldstyle: Welcome everyone to the first battle of 2019! Located right here in the Luxurious Fighting Rubik's Pyramid of Doom!

Invizable: In the red corner, we have everyone's favorite pepper shaker, Dalek!

Wyldstyle: ??? And in the blue corner, we have Mr. Dangervest himself! Can I have your autograph??

Rex: Huh?

Wyldstyle: You know, a-

Amset-Ra: No time to talk. Got a hot date in fifteen minutes. Gotta get this thing going. FIGHT!

Ogel: Wait wait wait! I di-

Amset-Ra: Chop chop…

The Dalek immediately starts firing its death ray, however, Rex is shielded by a wall of dinos.

Rex: Thought you could defeat me that easily, huh?

The Dalek finds a breach in the fortification and fires through it.

Rex: Wah?!

Rex leaps aside to avoid getting hit.

Rex: Dinos! Attack!

The dinos stampede forward. The Dalek is able to vaporise half of them, but is overcome by the rest. The Dalek is flung across the arena.

Frenzy: Noooooo! You can’t lose that easily!

Before there's a chance of a ring out, the Dalek flies away from the edge.

Rex: That didn't get you, huh? Well, prepare to be rexterminated!

He pulls out a smartphone and starts dialing a number.

Amset-Ra: How could you do such a thing? That's cheating! Out of this house! Out of this house!

Rex: But sir, you allow cheating, right?

Amset-Ra: I do? Oh yeah! Go on, then.

Rex: Emmet, I need you here on the double. Got some business for you to attend.

Emmet: Lord Business? That is NOT awesome!

Rex: No, no… something just as bad, though.

Dalek: Exterminate!

The Dalek vaporizes the phone.

Rex: What was that for? I paid thousands for that! And also you could have hit me inste-

Rex is vaporized.

Wyldstyle: Looks like we have a wi-

Emmet falls through the ceiling.

Emmet: Alright! Lemme at 'im!

Amset-Ra: Too late. Battle’s over. Go home.

Amset-Ra ejects the entire crowd through the hole above.

Invizable: That battle was a tad short, no?

Amset-Ra: No u.

After the Battle

Amset-Ra: I have to pay HOW MUCH?!

Repair Man: Yep. Can't do it for free ya know.

Amset-Ra: But this is ridiculous! I'd rather get my servants to do it. And you know how they wor- I mean, slack off.

Invizable: Leave it to me. I have no real role anyway.

Amset-Ra: Perfect! You'll be the Pyramid janitor!

Invizable: Now now, I never said-

Amset-Ra: It'll be great! You'll even get paid two cents a day!

Invizable: But with inflation and all…

Amset-Ra: I said it'll be great! Sigh… End transmission.

The Winner
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