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This is yet another battle in Season 2.
Season 2, Round 1, Battle 11 (55th battle overall)
Written by NexoByte on September 9, 2015
The Announcer

Invizable and Tee-Vee
The Referee

Tee-Vee
The Predictor

Pythor and Sir Fangar Pondar Fangar Pondar Fangar
The Red Corner
Finn
Finn
I highly recommend that more people defect from that Empire ripoff they call the First Order.

New
Nominated by Surtatb2007
The Green Corner
Yellowjacket
Yellowjacket
The only things I hate more than bug men are people who think they're bugs.

New
Nominated by Commandosaur
The Yellow Corner
Triceratops
Triceratops
Hey look! Ol' three horns is back! Uh... *looks to the right* I think you're in trouble...

Unranked; 0-1
Nominated by Commandosaur
The Blue Corner
Lord Garmadon
Garmadon
We need some creativity around here. Good thing this guy's Mega Weapon is full of it.

Rank 15; 2-1
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin

This is yet another battle in Season 2.

The Announcers: Invizable and Tee-Vee

The Referee: Tee-Vee

The Predictors: Pythor and Sir Fangar Pondar Fangar Pondar Fangar

The Fighters:

The Battle

Invizable: Wait, I thought we were going to have a "Before the Battle" section!

Fourth Wall'd!

Amset-Ra: Not this time. And hey, since Invizable's out cold, that means I can announce today! Welcome, slaves, to your master's Fighting Pyramid!

RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE...

Amset-Ra: What's happenning?!?!

Vorp!

...

...

Portal Emperor: Begin transmission. Welcome to Atlantis Arena, where you are virtually surrounded by drinking water.

Axel: No thanks. Now let me through the portal.

Portal Emperor: Do you have all five keys?

Axel: Yes. What more could you want?

Portal Emperor: Squidman's cape, the four golden weapons, the moonstones, 4 million dollars, and the entire Friends collection.

Axel faints.

Portal Emperor: I beat more divers that way... In the Cerulean Corner is a Star Wars Episode 7 guy, Finn!

Finn: I'm from the future! And my movie isn't released yet!

Golden King: One Emmet is enough. Also, where's Jake?

Portal Emperor: That's a different Finn. In the Turquoise Corner is a pesky insect, Yellowjacket!

Yellowjacket: Not bug spray, nor flyswatters, nor taste of honey will stop me from delivering a powerful sting!

Portal Emperor: You're annoying. In the Teal Corner is a certain three-horned dino, Triceratops!

Triceratops: Rrrrrrrooooooaaarrrr- *gurgle, gurgle*

Portal Emperor: Get him an air mask. In the Cyan Corner is the original threat of the Ninja, here is Lord Garmadon!

Lord Garmadon: You again? This will be a repeat performance of last season.

Golden King: He's a joke! He lost to an Alien last season, and he thinks he can make it to the top? Let's see him try.

Portal Emperor: Make your votes, you two.

Pythor: No doubt about it, Garmadon will win!

Sir Fangar: On the contrary, the glooooooorious Triceratops will win.

Pythor: No. Yellowjacket will win!

Sir Fangar: Well, he is naught to Finn!

Portal Emperor: You each voted twice. Golden King, start the battle.

Golden King: Fight!

GOOOONNNGGGGG!

Triceratops: Rrrrrrrooaarrr!

CRUNCH!

Lord Garmadon: Hey, that-

CHARGE CAM FLEX DASH RADIA!

Dash: Wow, they made sound effects off of us!

Portal Emperor: Triceratops has just trampled Garmadon!

Finn: For the Republic!

Pew pew!

Yellowjacket: Yaziziziziziziziz! Feel the sting of my fury!

ZARK!

Finn: Aaaaaahhhhhhh!

Ding!

Golden King: Finn is eliminated!

Portal Emperor: Finn shot at Yellowjacket, who shot back at him, eliminating him! Since he's from the future, he reminds me of some Doctor Who guy...

Golden King: Doctor who?

Portal Emperor: That's his name. Doctor Who.

Lord Garmadon: Feel the wrath of my Mega Weapon!

Punctuation Penguin: No. The Mega Weapon is used to create.

Lord Garmadon: The irony! Isn't this a weapon?

Punctuation Penguin: If you treat it like a staff, then I guess it is.

Lord Garmadon: Construct!

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK...

Count Dooku: Plagiarism! That's my Clone-a-Matic!

Portal Emperor: Garmadon became the secomd fighter after Invizable to illegally use the Clone-a-Matic.

Lord Garmadon: Let the clone cloning of clones begin!

YazizzYazizzYazizz

Darth Sidious: That's my line!

YazizzYazizzYazizz

Lord Garmadon: My Clone-a-Matic!

Count Dooku: No, it's my Clone-a-Matic, and you're paying for it.

Lord Garmadon: Groan...

Yellowjacket: Prepare for demise, prehistoric pal!

Triceratops: Rrrrrroooaarrr...

CHASE TRACE CHARGE FUSE!

Agent Chase: Watch it. That's getting way out of hand.

Portal Emperor: It's Triceratops and his magical sound effects again...

Yellowjacket: Construct!

Let's just forget the sound effects and move on.

Yellowjacket: Ta-da! It my Flyswatter-a-Matic!

Count Dooku: Not you, too!

Darth Sidious: Hahahahahahaha! A fly using a fly swatter!

Yellowjacket: I am not a fly, and thus is not an ordinary-

Crumble

Yellowjacket: ARGH! I FORGOT THE GLUE!

Triceratops: Rrrrroooooaaarrrr!

TREMOR PSYCLONE INFEARNO!

Agent Chase: I said stop it!

Yellowjacket: Hey Josh Thunder! There's a dino over here for you!

Josh Thunder: Maybe after the battle.

Yellowjacket: ARGH!

Triceratops: Rrrrrooooaaarrrr!

TOXIKITA TERABYTE!

Yellowjacket: What about-

ADAM ACID RETOX!

Yellowjacket: There we go.

Lord Garmadon: Yoo-hoo... I've got an invention for you!

Maula: HEY! THAT'S A CHEAP COPY OF MY ICE MAMMOTH STOMPER!

Portal Emperor: Wow... Three cases of plagiarism in one battle.

Lord Garmadon: Prepare yourself!

Maula: Mungy, please strike that hideous thing!

Mungus: Okey-dokey!

WHAM!!!

Lord Garmadon: Nooooooooooo...!

CRASH!

Golden King: Garmadon is the winner!

Portal Emperor: Outside interference caused Garmadon's invention to fall, crushing Triceratops and Yellowjacket. Since Garmadon was on top of the pile, he wins!

Golden King: Oh great, Mungus is here. I'll dump some snow on him.

Splotch!

Mungus: Mungus is a snow mammoth! Yaaaay!

Golden King: What?!

Portal Emperor: End transmission.

After the Battle

At Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid...

Amset-Ra: I have no idea how that portal appeared.

Invizable: It managed to take the fighters and the predictors.

VORP!

Amset-Ra: Where were you?

Pythor: Well, they fought with the Portal Emperor...

Sir Fangar: And the glooooooorious winner was Garmadon, as predicted.

Pythor: No, I voted for Garmadon!

Sir Fangar: I noted, you didn't hiss once during this battle!

Pythor: I haven't noticccccced.

Sir Fangar: Well, there goes that streak. End transmission.

The Winner
Garmadon
Lord Garmadon
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