Changes: Lord Garmadon vs. Terabyte vs. Brick Daddy

Revision as of 13:56, 8 September 2020

Amset-Ra's fighting pyramid is happy to announce its reopening after almost half-a-year under lock down. Please comply with our guidelines as we work to keep everyone healthy and safe.

The Announcer: WE

The Referee: STILL

The Predictor: DON'T

The Newly Created Position Just for this Battle so I Have a Place to Put the Final Word: KNOW

Before the Battle:

Pharaoh Hotep is sitting in his living room, watching TV. No, not that Tee-Vee. The normal one you can buy in a store, except for the fact that all of the stores are closed.

TV Announcer: Previously on Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid...

Pharaoh Hotep: Amset! Why is your little fighting pyramid on TV?

Amset-Ra: Well, the pyramid is kinda sorta bankrupt. I figured this would be a good way to get some more money.

Pharaoh Hotep: Back in my day, pharaohs got whatever they wanted. Now, they treat us just like normal citizens!

Amset-Ra: We are normal citizens. The Egyptian Empire was defeated thousands of years ago.

Pharaoh Hotep: Nonsense! That was only a minor coup. My army will execute the traitorous rebels soon enough, and we'll force all of their children fight to the death in the arena. Yes, that will do!

Amset-Ra: Dad, are you going so crazy that you've started to steal ideas from bestselling children's books?

Pharaoh Hotep: Stop disobeying me, or I'll make you go to bed without dinner in a room full of monsters!

Amset-Ra: I'm done with this. We're going on a vacation.

Pharaoh Hotep: A vacation? Where to? I hope they have cookies.

Amset-Ra: They'll have cookies.

One sun-barge ride later...

Amset-Ra: Is this the Anubis Funeral Parlor?

Receptionist: Yes, it is. Do you have a dead body for us to dispose of?

Amset-Ra: He's waiting in my car.

Amset-Ra opens the car door.

Reciptionist: He doesn't look very dead to me.

Amset-Ra: Oh, I assure you, he's a walking mummy.

Back at the Fighting Pyramid...

Amset-Ra: Who is this?

Pixel: I am Pixel, a nindroid built to help improve the public image of this fighting pyramid.

Amset-Ra: Excellent. Now that my father is finally in a coffin, I'll have time to work on this.

Pixel: I'm sorry for your loss.

Amset-Ra: Oh, my father's still alive. Just buried. Anyways, what do you recommend to do about the pyramid?

Pixel: Our market research shows that people like bad guys. I've assembled a list of possible people for you to consider bringing in.

Pixel hands over the list.

Amset-Ra: Dead, incarcerated, murdered, flying around somewhere in space, have a restraining order, poisoned, gone off the grid, retired... Ah. These two will do.

Actually before the battle...

Amset-Ra: Listen up everyone! This batter needs to be an absolute smash hit! So everyone go out there and pummel each other as much as you can!

The Space Police falls through the ceiling.

Space Police Trooper: Amset-Ra, we have a warrant for the arrest of all three of your contestants, as well as you for harboring fugitives.

Amset-Ra: Fugitives? Oh. You mean my actors. They're, uh, trained to impersonate famous criminals. For my entertainment.

Space Police Trooper: Lies. If they were truly actors entertaining you, they would all be clones of Ogel. Arrest them!

Amset-Ra: Run to the arena! No one can get through the bulletproof glass I installed during the zombie apocalypse!

The Battle:

Amset-Ra: Hello and welcome to my fighting pyramid! Due to extenuating circumstances, I will be taking on the role of the announcer, the referee, the predictor, and the guy who drags the bodies out of the arena when it's all over. Now, without farther ado, in the red corner, Lord Garmadon!

Lord Garmadon: I have enough arms to crush all of you and stream it live on the BrickNet at the same time! (Follow me on BrickNet.net, my tag is @4-ArmedDemonFather, where I live stream the destruction of my enemies!)

After the Battle:

Monkey Kid: I promised I'd be here... so here I am!

End transmission.

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+Amset-Ra's fighting pyramid is happy to announce its reopening after almost half-a-year under lock down. Please comply with our guidelines as we work to keep everyone healthy and safe.
-Welcome to our socially distant fighting pyramid! Please wash your hands frequently, always wear a face mask, and stay six feet apart from other contestants at all time.
-'''The Announcer:''' Invizable
+'''The Announcer:''' WE
-'''The Referee: '''Sword
+'''The Referee: '''STILL
-'''The Predictor: '''Toxikita
+'''The Predictor: '''DON'T
+'''The Newly Created Position Just for this Battle so I Have a Place to Put the Final Word: '''KNOW
-== Before the Battle ==
-'''Newscaster Cynthia: '''Astor City is facing a challenge unlike any that it has ever seen! The release of a deadly engineered plague, rumored to be the creation of the arrested criminal Toxikita has shaken the city. However, the residents of Astor City have proven strong, and we are sure that together, we can get through these unprecedented times. Off to you, Matt, live from the courthouse where Toxikita is being tried for bio-terrorism.
+== '''Before the Battle:''' ==
-'''Newscaster Matt: '''Alright, thanks Cynthia. We are currently waiting for the prosecution of Brick Daddy, notorious ringleader of the Black Hole Gang, to end before the Judge hears Tokikita's case.
+''Pharaoh Hotep is sitting in his living room, watching TV. No, not that Tee-Vee. The normal one you can buy in a store, except for the fact that all of the stores are closed.''
+'''TV Announcer: '''Previously on Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid...
-'''Judge Roberts: '''I hereby sentence Brick Daddy, ringleader of the Black Hole Gang, to a life sentence in prison with no parole.
+'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''Amset! Why is your little fighting pyramid on TV?
-'''???: '''Wait!
+'''Amset-Ra: '''Well, the pyramid is kinda sorta bankrupt. I figured this would be a good way to get some more money.
-''All of the heads in the courtroom swivel, looking at the newcomer.''
+'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''Back in my day, pharaohs got whatever they wanted. Now, they treat us just like normal citizens!
-'''Judge Roberts: '''Who are you? I'll have you arrested for interrupting the court.
+'''Amset-Ra: '''We are normal citizens. The Egyptian Empire was defeated thousands of years ago.
-'''???: '''My name is Sword. I'm a defense attorney. The defendant called me.
+'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''Nonsense! That was only a minor coup. My army will execute the traitorous rebels soon enough, and we'll force all of their children fight to the death in the arena. Yes, that will do!
-'''Judge Roberts: '''This is highly unusual. Usually, the lawyer shows up at the start of the trial, not after the verdict has been delivered.
+'''Amset-Ra: '''Dad, are you going so crazy that you've started to steal ideas from bestselling children's books?
-''Across the world... ''
-'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''Son, how good is it to see you on our weekly video call!
+'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''Stop disobeying me, or I'll make you go to bed without dinner in a room full of monsters!
-'''Amset-Ra: '''You tell me.
+'''Amset-Ra: '''I'm done with this. We're going on a vacation.
-'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''Not very good. It was a rhetorical question. You know this is my least favorite time of the week.
+'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''A vacation? Where to? I hope they have cookies.
-'''Amset-Ra: '''Then why are you smiling?
+'''Amset-Ra: '''They'll have cookies.
+''One sun-barge ride later...''
-'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''Have you seen the news yet?
-'''Amset-Ra: '''What news?
+'''Amset-Ra: '''Is this the Anubis Funeral Parlor?
-'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''Your lawyer. Sword. Look what he's doing in his free time.
+'''Receptionist: '''Yes, it is. Do you have a dead body for us to dispose of?
-'''Amset-Ra: '''No way! I have him on an exclusive contract! Let me get down there.
+'''Amset-Ra: '''He's waiting in my car.
-''Back at the courthouse...''
+''Amset-Ra opens the car door.''
+'''Reciptionist: '''He doesn't look very dead to me.
-'''Sword: '''Your honor, my client has done nothing wrong. All of your charges are preposterous, and I demand my client be let go!
-'''Judge Roberts: '''Do you have any proof?
+'''Amset-Ra: '''Oh, I assure you, he's a walking mummy.
+''Back at the Fighting Pyramid...''
-'''Sword: '''Who needs proof?
+'''Amset-Ra: '''Who is this?
-'''Judge Roberts: '''Generally, you need proof to win a course case.
+'''Pixel: '''I am Pixel, a nindroid built to help improve the public image of this fighting pyramid.
-'''Sword: '''Generally.
+'''Amset-Ra: '''Excellent. Now that my father is finally in a coffin, I'll have time to work on this.
-'''Judge Roberts: '''Guards, detain this interloper!
+'''Pixel: '''I'm sorry for your loss.
-''Two death troopers emerge and grab Swords by the wrist. Than all wiped memory banks breaks loose.''
+'''Amset-Ra: '''Oh, my father's still alive. Just buried. Anyways, what do you recommend to do about the pyramid?
-'''Judge Roberts: '''What is going on?
+'''Pixel: '''Our market research shows that people like bad guys. I've assembled a list of possible people for you to consider bringing in.
-'''Amset-Ra: '''I have come for my lawyer. Sword! Get over here!
+''Pixel hands over the list.''
-''The death trooper open fire at Amset-Ra, to no avail.''
+'''Amset-Ra: '''Dead, incarcerated, murdered, flying around somewhere in space, have a restraining order, poisoned, gone off the grid, retired... Ah. These two will do.
-'''Amset-Ra: '''Fools! You cannot stop me!
+''Actually before the battle...''
-''CoronaCoronaCorona!''
+'''Amset-Ra: '''Listen up everyone! This batter needs to be an absolute smash hit! So everyone go out there and pummel each other as much as you can!
-'''Judge Roberts: '''Get that man!
+''The Space Police falls through the ceiling.''
-'''???''': Sword! Come with me.
+'''Space Police Trooper: '''Amset-Ra, we have a warrant for the arrest of all three of your contestants, as well as you for harboring fugitives.
-'''Sword: '''Who is it?
+'''Amset-Ra: '''Fugitives? Oh. You mean my actors. They're, uh, trained to impersonate famous criminals. For my entertainment.
-'''???: '''It's Invizable.
+'''Space Police Trooper: '''Lies. If they were truly actors entertaining you, they would all be clones of Ogel. Arrest them!
-'''Sword: '''Vizzy! My old friend. How are you doing today?
+'''Amset-Ra: '''Run to the arena! No one can get through the bulletproof glass I installed during the zombie apocalypse!
-'''Invizable: '''Don't call me that. Let's get a move on.
-'''Sword: '''Where to?
+== '''The Battle:''' ==
+'''Amset-Ra: '''Hello and welcome to my fighting pyramid! Due to extenuating circumstances, I will be taking on the role of the announcer, the referee, the predictor, and the guy who drags the bodies out of the arena when it's all over. Now, without farther ado, in the red corner, Lord Garmadon!
+'''Lord Garmadon: '''I have enough arms to crush all of you and stream it live on the BrickNet at the same time! (Follow me on BrickNet.net, my tag is @4-ArmedDemonFather, where I live stream the destruction of my enemies!)
-'''Invizable: '''Up.
+== '''After the Battle:''' ==
-''A barrage of missiles strikes the roof of the courthouse. Toxic acid corrodes at the sides of the roof, revealing a large helicopter piloted by Retox, Toxikita's henchman.''
+'''Monkey Kid: '''I promised I'd be here... so here I am!
+''End transmission.''
-'''Retox: '''Get in!
-''Sword and Invizable climb up the dangling latter and into the helicopter's cockpit.''
-'''Sword: '''Toxikita? I thought you were arrested.
-'''Invizable: '''You're not the only one I've freed from prison today.
-'''Sword: '''What about Amset-Ra? Are we going to wait for him too?
-'''Toxikita: '''*laughs* Forget about Amset-Ra. We have a fighting pyramid to takeover.
-''Back at the fighting pyramid... ''
-'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''You made it back! Alive. How... surprising.
-'''Invizable: '''Just like you ordered us to. Amset-Ra has been taking into police custody. The pyramid is yours.
-'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''Excellent! I'll host my first battle immeadiately. Invizable, you're the announcer. Sword, you can be the ref. Toxikita, be the predictor.
-'''Retox: '''What about me?
-'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''I have some special in mind for you.
-''Back in the helicopter...''
-'''Brick Daddy: '''*grunts* Ah, just like the old days. Stowing away in helicopters, escaping from the cops. Brings back memories, doesn't it?
-'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''Hey! You! Stop right there. You think you can walk into ''my ''fighting pyramid without me noticing?
-'''Brick Daddy: '''No, sir. Uh- I was just along for the ride.
-'''Pharaoh Hotep: '''Pfft. What nonsense. You're coming with me. I need some fighters for my first battle.
-== The Battle ==
-'''Invizable: '''Welcome to the first battle at <s>Amset-Ra's</s> Pharoah Hotep's Fighting Pyramid! As we work with local authorities to keep everyone safe, we remind you that this battle is being broadcast by are sponser, Diabolical Dictator Communications. For just 1500 studs, you can purchase a ''free ''30-minute session with a trained ambassador from Ninjago City, skilled in the arts of controlling the population without them even knowing. Anyways, on to the battle. In the <s>red </s>magenta corner we have the one, the only, Lord Garmadon!
-'''Lord Garmadon: '''Bow down to me, fools! Come and meet your doom!
-'''Invizable: '''In the <s>blue  </s>indigo corner, the master hacker himself, Terabyte!
-'''Terabyte: '''H4x! Be sure to download your antivirus software from Totally-Not-A-Phishing-Scheme.net, to stay safe from criminals like me.