Because I needed a snack.
Crowd: VIZZIE!
Frenzy: Let the battle begin!
Wyldstyle: And it's off to the races! Toxikita splashes a can of acid on the field, corroding Tee-Vee's central wiring, but that doesn't stop a god!
Tee-Vee: New wiring downloaded. Extermination protocol 3.0 activated?
Invizable: What happened to protocols 1 and 2?
Tee-Vee: I used them to kill my last few opponents.
Invizable: Wow. That's- darker than I expected.
ZapZapZapZapZap!
Wyldstyle: Tee-Vee has opened fire, seconds before a new decade begins. Wait? What's that noise?
Mysterious noise: Ten!
The stadium starts shaking.
Mysterious noise: Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five!
Amset-Ra: What's going on? Ogel? Are you behind this? Dad, where exactly are we?
Pharaoh Hotep: We're inside the Times Square Crystal Ball.
Amset-Ra: What?
Pharaoh Hotep: You asked to be surprised.
Amset-Ra: You fool! We have five seconds until the pyramid, and everyone in it, is destroyed!
Pharaoh Hotep shrugs.
Humans outside: Four! Three!
Frenzy: We're all gonna die!
Pharaoh Hotep: Not me! I'm immortal!
Crowd screams. People scramble for the doors, but the ball tilts sideways.
Humans outside: Two!
Amset-Ra: Brace for impact!
Humans outside: One!
Amset-Ra: Wait? What happened? We're not all smashed to bits.
Frenzy: Look! We have a new god!
Frenzy points to a glowing shape outside.
Priest of Tee-Vee: That is sacrilegious!
Amset-Ra: Who is that?
New God: Where's Fury?
Amset-Ra: Who's Fury?
Frenzy: I'll do you one better. What's Fury?
New God: Nick Fury. The director of SHIELD.
Amset-Ra: What's SHIELD?
New God: I'm not supposed to know yet? I think it's been retconned.
Amset-Ra: Anyways, who are you?
Captain Marvel: I'm Captain Marvel.
Humans below: Happy New Year!
End transmission